re_alignment | [Video]

Entry tags:

✘ mlp: fim | rarity

[Video]

[This right here is a pony. This pony has just woken up and listened to the acolytes.

This pony is not the least bit happy, and expresses it the best way she knows how.]

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What?? What is this? Oh my gosh who would do something so terrible! Why me? Oh why oh why would I be chosen to come to such a terrible place! I mean, look at how tacky this room is!!! And what's worse, I can't see any of my shampoos or conditioners! Do you expect me to rough it? How barbaric!

I do have to like this symbol though, it goes well with my hair, so I will give this place that.

[This has been your daily dose of Rarity.]

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Hey, talking pony. Where are you?

[She's not done being dramatic yet.]

I'm in the worst state in my entire life! My life, my career, my everything is totally and absolutely ruined! And what's-

[Just then she notices something.]

...What manner of creature are you? I've never seen anything quite... so...

[Hideous. You're just not shaped right.]

Okay, well, I gotta find out where you are. I told Sari if I found a pony she could have it.

I'm a kid. I get the robots not recognizing what I am but you should at least know what a human is, right?

I-

What?

[She's so shocked that she forgets about being dramatic.]

Are you trying to make me a pet?

How DARE you! I have no idea what a human is, but I can only hope that they're not so rude and ignorant as you are! Honestly, is that any way to talk to a lady? SOMEpony sounds like they need a lesson on being civilized!

[And she's happy to be that teacher.]

I thought ponies and unicorns were supposed to hang out with girls. That's a thing, isn't it? I mean Sari's kind of weird but it's a good weird. I think you two will get along okay.

And how do you not know what humans are? You're from Earth, right?

[A WEIRD Earth, maybe, but it's gotta be Earth!]

What... are you even talking about?

[She has absolutely no idea what you're trying to say here.]

I don't know! I never paid attention to pony stuff. I just figured that was how it all works.

Can you at least go meet my friend? You don't have t' be her pet. I think it'd make her happy to see a real unicorn, though.

You seem quite determined to have me meet this person.

Are you trying to impress her?

[Because Rarity is quite the impressive unicorn, she can understand wanting to have her shown off.]

W-what? Where'd you get that idea? That... that's dumb, why would I wanna impress some girl?

Oooooh, I think I know what's going on.

[You may be unfamiliar to her, but perhaps they're not so different after all.]

Well, I'm afraid that you are not going to impress anyone with that attitude. If you want her to like you, then being stubborn about it won't help anyone.

I never said I wanted her to like me! Lots of people don't like me, why's she any different? Just 'cause she's got those goofy pigtails and that weird smile and likes the same things I do?

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