re_alignment | [Video]

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✘ mlp: fim | rarity

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[This right here is a pony. This pony has just woken up and listened to the acolytes.

This pony is not the least bit happy, and expresses it the best way she knows how.]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

What?? What is this? Oh my gosh who would do something so terrible! Why me? Oh why oh why would I be chosen to come to such a terrible place! I mean, look at how tacky this room is!!! And what's worse, I can't see any of my shampoos or conditioners! Do you expect me to rough it? How barbaric!

I do have to like this symbol though, it goes well with my hair, so I will give this place that.

[This has been your daily dose of Rarity.]

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...

Okay. I give up.

I have officially lost my mind.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Oh dear.]

STOP SCREAMING.

[She stops screaming long enough to scowl at him.]

How dare you talk to me that way you big metal brute!

[And then she dissolves dramatically into tears.]

Why am I surrounding by such barbarians?? What have I done wrong with my life!

You're a talking pony. That should explain everything.

It explains nothing.

The most unusual thing around here is you! I mean, just look at your face! It'd be lovely if it was just a shade lighter.

There's nothing wrong with the color of my face! My color scheme is glorious how it is.

Oh but if it was just a little lighter...

I mean, the red and black look glorious together! It says "I am not to be messed with" which I am sure is the message you want to get across. But your face throws it off just a little bit.

A lighter colour would do wonders!

[...]

[Congratulations Rarity. You win this round.]

Just who are you?

[Rarity's sense of fashion always wins.]

My name is Rarity, I'm a pony from Ponyville. May I ask who you are?

... Starscream.

And there are too many jokes I could make right now. But I won't. Because I'm sure someone would yell at me.

Starscream, I doubt yelling at her will stop her screaming.

[Pause. He's still looking at his rocks, but he knows Starscream hasn't done anything, so it's mostly for amusement's sake...] Don't make me leave this to make sure you didn't try to feed her to those tiny sharkticons and that's why she's screaming.

[Even if he doesn't have them so far as Jetfire knows.]

-- No.

But that is an exceptional idea. Thank you, Jetfire for giving me the inspiration.

And now anyone who happens to look at this conversation will come asking you what happened if she does disappear.

[Starscream, just... no.]

I'm quite sure we can find some... non-living meat for you to use.

Or they could just assume she's a mass hallucination.

Which would have to be boradcast through the Link somehow, and affect both organics and cybertronians, abd while electric impulses are used in at least human brains I've noticed, that doesn't mean they transmit the same as ours.

[You probably didn't want that, did you? Jetfire just tilts his helm.]

Which would mean that, by simplest expalation, she is not a mass hallucination. Now, if we'd been meeting her in person, it'd be easier to use that as a possible excuse.

What if none of this is real and we are all just jacked into some sort of giant computer system? This could be a virtual reality of sorts, so I wouldn't actually be horribly murdering a talking pony.

[Starscream, no. Shaking his helm slowly, Jetfire gives Starscream a good stare.]

If that was true, it still doesn't mean you should do it, or that I'd agree to let you do it without protest, since reactions to simulated actions do affect the result of the simulation, especially so by acting in a particular way when you find out that it is a simulation.

That doesn't mean it is in this case, and we have no proof so far that it is, unless you'd wish to argue that the way people are brought back would be a substantiating factor.

[Which, admittedly, it could be.]

Fine. I wasn't serious anyway.

Of course not.

[Not that he couldn't have been, and Jetfire gives Starscream another stare. He can't decide whether to be amused or not, but better not to be.]

I suppose the discussion itself provided enough amusement?

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