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[damselindistress]

You really expect me to believe this scrap? That I'm on another Cybertron?

[The fembot seethes as she glares at her communication device. What a time to be randomly and pointlessly kidnapped! Decacycles of humiliation and posturing will go to waste if she doesn't get back to her team.]

Wildrider? Motorhead? Dead End? Heck I'd even take Breakdown. Any of you out there?

...

Answer me!

[With that the camera suddenly swivels in all directions as she throws her device at the wall with as much force as her stupidly tiny Autobot form can muster.]

Great, now there's a dent in the wall.

[She sounds pissed off about that too.]

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[rednotbluethx]

[Oh, Heavens. A Decepticon lady with an attitude? Frenzy is pleased.]

Heya, once ya get all settled in, how 'bout you an' me go blow slag up?

Name's Frenzy, by the way, but you probably already know that.

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[damselindistress]

I have no idea who the slag you are.

[She scowls at him irritably. The last thing she wants to do is spend time with anyone here, and the very idea that someone wants to makes her want to punch his stupid face across the temple.]

Go blow yourself up you fragger.

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[rednotbluethx]

Frenzy! Only the toughest Decepticon that ever existed! Second ta none. 'Cept maybe Soundwave. An' Megatron. My bro Rumble is about the same, too, but I'm a li'l better. [OH NO HE'S GETTING SAD]

Aw, c'mooooon. It's better than sittin' 'round doin' nothin' but complainin'. [oh my god so many apostrophes]

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[damselindistress]

[She rolls her optics at him. Boy doesn't he sound like a joy to spend time with. Still, he has a point.]

Fine, whatever.

Blowing things up is probably the only thing that makes sense right about now.

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[rednotbluethx]

[OH BOY!] I'll bring the explosives! Just sit tight! [OH BOY OH BOY]