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[rocksatfashion]

[The feed opens to Rarity's room, which is now filled with all sorts of things. Sure, it looks like a hoarders dream, but it's a fabulous hoarders dream, with brightly coloured cloth and various cans of paint stacked everywhere. Someone's been really busy over the past couple of days. Rarity likes finding her place in wherever she is, and she's convinced that her project now is the very thing she can give back to this strange and alien world.]

Goodness, it's been a while since I've last used this thing! My apologies, I've been spending so much time looking through the junkpile that I haven't been around as much as I'd like to be.

But now that everyone seems to have come back to their senses, I wouldn't mind talking about my spa idea again! I would very much like volunteers to help build it by the lake, and others to help me maintain it! Consider it a beautiful career opportunity and my gift to all of you.

Skids and Wrex darlings, a word if you don't mind!

Comments

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[thankyou4myheart]

Miss Rarity, I'm glad to see you're well. I'm sorry I couldn't make your party a few weeks ago.

You're planning a . . . a spa? [Sorry...he doesn't know what that is.]

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[rocksatfashion]

Not a problem dear, perhaps you'll make it to the next one?

And yes! Hopefully you robots will use it as a means to relax a little.

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[thankyou4myheart]

I'll certainly try. The past few weeks have just been really busy, and I'm afraid duty comes before entertainment.

That would be nice. Do you mind me asking what a "spa" is, though?

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[rocksatfashion]

Oh I do understand, I know what it's like to be so busy that you simply don't have the time for anything else.

My goodness, it's astonishing how many of you have never even heard of a spa before! A spa is where people go to relax and get pampered! I've been working hard to understand how you robot types like it, and I think I've got what I need so far.

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[thankyou4myheart]

Pampered?

  [That's . . . okay, it's not a wholly new concept.  He knows in theory what the word means, but he'd only have attributed that to humans, namely women –beauty regimens or something like that.  How something like that can be translated to robots, he has no idea.  But he'll support her efforts by at least checking it out.]

  I'll be sure to stop by sometime and see what you've set up. Thank you for the invitation, Miss Rarity.

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[wrex_it_krogan]

Rarity.

[What's the damage.]

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[rocksatfashion]

Wrex.

I have a little something for you if you don't mind stopping by my room for a bit.

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[wrex_it_krogan]

[He rolls his neck. Always a surprise, this biotic horse.]

Depends what a bit means.

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[rocksatfashion]

I just want to give you something! And I do hope you decide to wear it more than once or twice~

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[wrex_it_krogan]

Depends. Is it battle armor?

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[rocksatfashion]

...Yes.

Will you come over so you can try it on? Pretty please?

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[wrex_it_krogan]

...better not be another costume party.

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[rocksatfashion]

Of course not!

[Look at his face Wrex would it lie to you?]

I'll be expecting you within the hour!

[No more arguments Wrex.]

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[wrex_it_krogan]

[Siiiiigh.]

You still in the junkpile?

[Video]

[silverkitty]

You look tasty.

... I am joking, by the way.

[Video]

[rocksatfashion]

Aaahaha.... F-Funny...

[She doesn't really trust anything that has teeth like that.]

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[silverkitty]

-sigh- Hey, I don't eat other Refugees, okay?

I just wanted to know what a 'spa' is. What does it have to do with a lake?

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[rocksatfashion]

[Okay... she'll just roll with it. Like she's been doing for the past couple of weeks.]

Well, I thought it'd be easier to have it so close to a water source, since spas use lots of water. Spas are a place where you can go relax and be pampered! I'm sure if I look I can find just the right thing for you lovely fur!

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[silverkitty]

[Hey, you just said her fur was lovely, no way in hell Shira is going to eat you now!]

Be pampered, hm? That sounds good. I swear I am more grey than silver now, and no amount of grooming can give it its shine back. -sigh-

Oh well. If you need help with your 'spa', don't hesitate to ask, hm? It will give me something to do beside dying of hunger.

[nobody_number_8]

A talking unicorn wants to build a spa for giant robots?

[Now Axel's officially seen everything.]

[rocksatfashion]

Yes!

Is there a problem with that?

[Because it seems pretty natural to her.]

[nobody_number_8]

Not really. It's just... not really a situation I ever thought I'd run into, you know?

Anyway, if you need any welding done, or anything that involves heat or fire, I might be able to lend a hand for a bit.

[rocksatfashion]

That would be just lovely, darling! If you could be by the lake in about three days, then I'll have things set up. Hopefully.

[nobody_number_8]

[...Did a unicorn just call him 'darling'?]

Alright. See you there.

[glass_secret]

[What do you know, a talking unicorn. Cindy doesn't seem to be phased by that at all considering some of the non-human Fables back home.]

A spa? Well now you are speaking my language!

I can definitely help with the business end of things, since I run a high end shoe store back home.

[rocksatfashion]

Finally, someone who understands!

I could definitely use your help, it would be so nice to have a partner. My name is Rarity, what is yours?

[glass_secret]

And I would be more than happy to help. Girl's gotta keep busy after all.

I'm Cinderella, but you can call me Cindy. It's nice to meet you Rarity.

[rocksatfashion]

My, what a lovely name.

[Oh she likes you already Cindy. With any luck you share her love of fashion, but surely she's not that lucky.]

Unfortunately, the jobs I have aren't all glamorous. I am going to need to go into the junkpile a few times in order to locate the items we need. At this moment I'm locating supplies and other such things.

[glass_secret]

[Oh but you are that lucky Rarity.]

Oh fun, drudge work. I'm going to have find something that isn't a designer label to wear if I'm to help out with that.

What kind of supplies are you looking for?

[rocksatfashion]

Oh anything and everything. You can never have too many shampoos, conditioners, hoof polish, and mud masks. It simply wouldn't do to go short on any of that. I'll have to commission someone to go in and look for these things frequently.

I'm no expert on human clothing, but your shirt is quite lovely. I can see that you are a po-, er, human of good taste.

[glass_secret]

Hmmm, probably some nail polish for the humans, and wax for the robots as well.

Why thank you! It's one of the hottest items by Gucci this season.

[deadlydoctor]

[Did someone say spa?]

Darling, you have a wonderful way of thinking.

[rocksatfashion]

I like to think I do, my dear Knock Out.

Will you be helping me? I could definitely use it!

[deadlydoctor]

You definitely do.

I'm sure I can find some free time for your project. Do you know already how do you want the place to look like?

[rocksatfashion]

Oh I have a pretty good idea, though I'm afraid that I'm no architect. I will have to take it up with the construction works once Skids get them to me.

In the meantime, why don't you come over to my room and help me sort out the paints and polish I have here? Having an expert in this field would be most lovely.

[deadlydoctor]

I designed weapons and my own clinic but a building like a spa requires a new level of ability. Better if we leave that to the professionals.

I wouldn't mind. I could bring my own paints and polish and we can discuss brands and benefits.

[skidaddle]

Would that be by Alpha Trion's lake?

[Skids just needs to know so he can get it properly zoned.]

You know I'd do what I can for you Rarity.

[Since he's still sorry about that whole...trying to eat your party guests thing.]

[rocksatfashion]

Yes it would! I figured it would be easier to put it there then to cart that water anywhere else. You wouldn't happen to know where building supplies are? And, of course, some construction ponies?

[Oh wait, there's something else she wanted to do too!]

There is one more thing. Do you mind stopping by my room for a bit? There's something I want to, aha, show you~

[skidaddle]

I haven't seen any construction ponies around, though I might know a few mechs that could make one or two for you.

However, I could see if the road crew might be interested in taking a break from flat construction and trying something with a few more dimensions in it.

[Like a building.]

Show me? [His curiosity is pinged! So long as this is not some strange alien invitation to do something...er...interesting. Well. Even so. His curiosity is still pinged.]

I'll be there in about an hour.

[rocksatfashion]

[Boy, is she glad that she made friends with you Skids! You're all kinds of useful.]

Thank you so much darling! I'll have your surprise ready when you get here~

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[neverputincharge]

A spa you say?

[Video]

[rocksatfashion]

Yes!

I do hope you have heard of such a thing. It has been tiring explaining it to everyone.

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[neverputincharge]

Uh....never been to one myself, but I know it's usually somethin' humans go to.

I see ya talked to Skids too. You got any ideas for how you want the building to look? I can do some blueprints.