re_alignment | [Accidental Video]

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tf: beast wars | blackarachnia

[Accidental Video]

[It's been awhile since she's appearned on one of these things and trust her, Blackarachnia liked it that way. Letting other bots know she's still lurking around when they don't need to know hardly seems like something she should be doing, but unfortunately her link seems to think otherwise.

For the moment, a certain-she spider is in her beast mode searching through the junkpile. The camera angle shifts a little to reveal the cart she seems to be dragging along filled with odds and ends and... something else. It looks like a certain widow may have caught some of the local wildlife. Whatever it is, it's burned under junk with just a leg poking out. It's probably dead.

...Then it twitches.

Maybe whatever it is, isn't as dead as one would believe. But, who cares? Blackarachnia doesn't seem concerned in the slightest. In fact, she's going to continue digging through the junkpile for a few moments later before something catches her eye and her attention is turned towards the feed. All eight of her eyes narrow at it before she moves closer.]

.... So is everyone done getting their circuits crossed by some stupid menace enough for things to return to normal or should I just never leave my room again.

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[OH GOD, EW]

We successfully disposed of the Pillar, so the effects should be completely gone.

...Though I wouldn't object to you locking yourself in your room.

[Ug. You're not exactly handsome yourself chin bot. Blackarachnia quickly switches out of her beast mode and gives him an annoyed look at that comment.]

...Good for you. Now how about you go jump in a volcano somewhere and save me from having to look at you.

[rude, really rude]

Mm, nah. Not much of a fan of the heat.

You're welcome, by the way.

[No one ever said she had to be nice.]

Whatever. I'm sure it was more than just you that took care of the pillar. I guess some idiots had to be sacrificed to the things while the rest of us kept our frames intact in case you failed.

[same for him! even though he should be, considering his job]

No slag it was more than me. Well done for stating the absolute obvious.

I'm sure you'll be disappointed to hear everyone got out alive, no sacrifices necessary.

Edited (SPELLING) 2013-12-17 08:08 (UTC)

[At least she has an excuse. Predacon's are never nice unless they need something.]

Someone needs to spell it out for the idiots that end up here. It might as well be me.

[Damn, and here she was hoping that a few of them scrapped themselves.]

[clearly only the cool kids are complete assholes]

Right, they get pulled here against their will and they are the idiots.

Well, at least you'll explain it in terms they understand. At least one of us understands how their sub-par processors work. Can't imagine why!

[MAYBE NEXT TIME]

It's not getting pulled here against ones will that makes them the idiot. It's what they do once they get here. So far I've seen maybe two or three bots I'd consider intelligent in this mess of misfits.

[Smirk.]

The rest of you bolt for brains have processors that seem to be shorting out every time something strange happens here. A spider like me knows better than to go rushing off and getting themselves slagged without taking precautions first.

Besides, it takes a genius to figure out how to get the best use out of the canon fodder.

Many of them were forcibly changed against their will. That's not so much shorting out, as it is being manipulated by an external force.

[sniff] Glad to hear a spider like you knows where it's not wanted.

That's being dumb enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Her optics narrow a little. Trust her, she hates having her processor manipulated just like any other bot but that doesn't mean she wont laugh at others misfortune. ]

Got a problem with spiders chin bot or are you just this snappy at every pretty dark damsel to cross your path.