[So after Four announced that she's now a Decepticon, Teddie has been fueled with
seething jealousy DETERMINATION for the past few days.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY SHOUTING.]
GGGGRRRR, NO MORE MR. NICE BEAR!! I WANNA JOIN A THING!! LEMME JOIN YOUR THING!! GAAAAAHHH!!!
[Nope, that's it. The feed cuts.
Well, at least he's learning to be a little more assertive? Right? ...right?]
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!
[Anyone unlucky enough to be around Nexus' Temple might hear the HORRIBLE CRASHING noises coming from one of the rooms. Everyone else is treated to a video that doesn't want to stay focused for the longest time. Today is going to be a good day.
Normally a Teddie tantrum is nothing to fret over, the difference this time, however, is that now he's large and metallic. When the video finally settles, it can be made out that the robot Teddie is covering his head with his giant hands and constantly slamming himself against the room's walls.
Because that will somehow help.
Or so he's convinced himself.
Teddie had considered himself lucky the whole changing thing didn't effect him, so waking up Cybertronian has made him more than a little upset. And, of course, he can only handle it in the most mature way possible.
I'm so sorry.]
[After a failed attempt at going outside, Teddie appears on the feed trying to look as calm and cool as possible despite being SCARED OUT OF HIS MIND.
There was not enough NOPE in the world.]
It's come to my attention that it's incredibly scary outside. But not to worry, seeing as I'm a generous bear, anyone who wants to hide--TAKE SHELTER under my watchful eye can come and keep me company in my room. Where it isn't so scary and whydidIhavetowakeup.
[That last part sounded like he was on the verge of crying. Thankfully he caught it himself and clears his throat, continuing his confident charade.]
If you somehow get hurt on the way, that's okay! I can make you all better again. ...Bearvided you're not missing any limbs or something. Or even better, you could come get me and I can hide with you!
Heheheh...heh...I wanna go home.
[There comes a time in every bear's life where they have to suddenly appear over the video feed out of nowhere, looking incredibly...
erm, um... something.
It's hard to describe, really. He doesn't look sick, but he doesn't look well, either. His room is very much a mess, any and all snacks he's been hoarding have been eaten and their wrappers litter his floor. There are also strange pencil doodles on his wall, various poor attempts at drawing people that are not about to look familiar to anyone.
Needless to say, he should not be allowed to take care of himself.
Strange things tend to happen.]
I dunno what day it is.
[Yup, that's really all he has to say. Hello, Teddie. We missed you, too.]
[Sure is serious lately. So, oops, now it's bear time. Although bear time is a lot less bear than usual...]
Hey, hey, hey! Listen up! I wanna start a super fantastical painting project, but I kinda need help getting stuff and doing most of it... and I'd be really grateful if someone could lend me a paw. Hand. ...Claw? Whatever robots have! It'd mean a whole lot to me because--
[Teddie pauses, staring into the feed rather shocked for some reason, and acting like he just slipped something up. He then puts his finger over his mouth in a 'shh'ing type gesture.]
Oh, but it's also a secret so keep it hush hush!
[Oops, bear time already?]
Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.
There's an injustice in there somewhere.
So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.
Along with all the fridges.
In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]
[I hope you like sobbing bears because that's exactly what you're getting right now. Teddie looks pathetically into the screen with what appears to be a...kazoo in his mouth, held in the same manner one would comically hold a cigar.
He probably found that thing in the junk pile. Ew. I hope he at least washed it before sticking it in his mouth...]
Is there anyone not going crazy right now?! 'Cause I don't know how long I can bear this!
[At first it was kind of funny, but after dealing with being on the other end of mood swings and sudden dinosaurs, it's becoming just a little too much. It'd be nice to know if there's at least someone out there who's a tiny bit stable. Who woulda thunk this would be so stressful?
He ends his message with a cute little note from the kazoo.]
[Something has been bothering Teddie for awhile since he got here. Now that he's a little more situated, he figures he might as well ask now since sitting around isn't giving him any answers.
Look! A video on purpose! He's so proud of himself.]
Hey! I gotta question! It's an important one, too, I promise! If you can just bear with me for a sec, I'd really appreciate it!
[His eyes light up.]
Do robots score?
[The network opens up to a very nice picture of what appears to be the face of some sort of stuffed animal pressed against the screen. It then pulls back, showing that this is an apparently disgruntled stuffed animal, and then smacks its face against the screen once more.
Rinse and repeat.]
[Whatever is on the screen is clearly alive, and by the looks of things ...trying to go through the screen of its device in some sort of weird last ditch effort to escape. Whatever was explained to this thing about the current situation fell on deaf ears. I'm sure he has a good reason for thinking this device is some kind of portal...]
GAAHAH! Someone get me outta here!
[He may or may not have accidentally turned his device on while slamming his face against it.]