[Oh look, it's that guy again. Wasn't everyone freaking out about him earlier? Well, so much for that. Clearly he can't be all
bad given how a grand total of nothing
has happened so far. Man, that'll teach you to feed into irrational Autobot mass hysteria. Maybe next time you're better off trusting the guy with Decepticon
for a face. Come on, he's even got 'Justice' in his job title. That makes him totally legit
.]As we seem to have entered a period of festivities, I think it's appropriate we take a moment to remember the comrades that can't be here with us.
[Are you missing loved ones? Did you have friends who've disappeared or met bad ends? Did he just pour salt in the wounds that used to be your feelings? Oops, sorry about that.]Namely: Megatron.
[The video pans to what might be a block of marble etched in Cybertronian (the dialect and language from his universe)
. Even if you can't read it you've got to admit that the calligraphy is mighty fine for robot hieroglyphs. For those who CAN read, it says: ]
[ ~Megatron~A moment of silence is in order.
~Until your return~ ]
[Tarn's eyes go dark and a solemn, entirely serious bout of silence happens.
When quiet time is over, an impressive crystal cluster made of 17 large, perfect, glowing spines is placed in front of the memorial.]A gift from Prima in memory of such an inspirational figure.
And now some music while you pay your respects.
[The robot equivalent of Vivaldi starts to play and the video remains focused on the tribute. A shadow passes over, signalling Tarn leaving the scene, and when the song finishes, it loops over again to the start.
This goes on for the next 32 hours straight. Feel free to tune into the boring
channel anytime you want some mood music, otherwise just keep surfing.
, how about that? Talk about the least threatening thing ever
, right? Golly, he almost seems like a nice guy. A little dull maybe even with the great robot-cursive, but still pretty nice.]