[Starscream's been quiet lately, because guess what? Prison is ZERO FUN. Adding insult to injury, neither is torture... and what's worse than torture is being left alone and ignored. (Realising you're probably a malfunctioning clone, struggling with narcolepsy, and understanding that you're also being poisoned does put a damper on things too.)
He knows he's fallen out of the loop and that a lot of things are going wrong right now, but here's another attempt at pretending things are just fine until they really are.]
[The video pops on to reveal this
asshat, and he looks more haggard then normal but he also looks somewhat smug. ]
Which one of you here is Chromedome
[A set of condolence cards fan out from between his claws. "Our regrets on the loss of your loved one"
can be read on the first.]
He or she has apparently lost someone dear to them. What a shame. It would seem however, that it's time for you to stop moping and to learn to move on.
[He holds up a book with his other hand, the title of which reads: How to Take a Breakup Like a Champ
The lambda certainly thinks so at any rate. Don't worry, I took the liberty of skimming the recommendations and I have to say it's all a load of scrap. That said, who did
you lose? I'm all ears.
[Because oh god someone gossip with him PLEASE or at the very least talk with him, he's SO LONELY.]
( Private Audio for Knock Out )