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[engrishdetective]

Good news, everyone. I like being not dead or downright near dying, so no worries. I'm whole.

Onward to more curious news. Ratchet and I've worked it out a bit that I'm gonna just have to replace my engine. I'll probably have to do the same to poor Gunbike.

Which begs the question! Where is my bike?

So! Everyone else whole, maybe? Yes? Good.

And Deckerd? Get over here and say hello already. It's really boring just laying around. I don't even get any warm oil to lounge with.

Comments

[audio]

[aerospacecommander]

Do you actually have a heart?

[Because that would be even weirder.]

[audio]

[engrishdetective]

Depends on your definition.

Per mine, yes, I do.

[audio]

[aerospacecommander]

... You have a flesh-like organ that pumps blood throughout your body?

[audio]

[engrishdetective]

[He laughs sharply.]

That's what I thought you'd say! How ignorant.

[audio]

[aerospacecommander]

I am not.

What exactly makes you function, anyway?