AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Good news, everyone. I like being not dead or downright near dying, so no worries. I'm whole.

Onward to more curious news. Ratchet and I've worked it out a bit that I'm gonna just have to replace my engine. I'll probably have to do the same to poor Gunbike.

Which begs the question! Where is my bike?

So! Everyone else whole, maybe? Yes? Good.

And Deckerd? Get over here and say hello already. It's really boring just laying around. I don't even get any warm oil to lounge with.

Comments

AUDIO;

[sword_redemption]

....for now.

[Until Ratchet turns his back.]

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Hmm? Why, are you getting better?

AUDIO;

[sword_redemption]

.... I don't like Medbays.

[Worst. Patient. Ever.]

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

I see.

You know what would be terrible?

AUDIO;

[sword_redemption]

[Ah, a kindred spirit! Drift hopes.]

...what?

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

[NO HE TOTALLY RELATES, BUT...]

If someone told Ratchet that.

AUDIO;

[sword_redemption]

[It's Drift's turn to laugh.]

Yeah. Wow. That would be bad. [Really bad. Good thing that's not going to happen here, right? ...right?]

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

I wonder if Ratchet is listening in riiiiight now.

AUDIO;

[sword_redemption]

....

_{oh frag}.

AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Next time, maybe we should just. You know. Whisper to each other.

Just a thought.

AUDIO; y u such a troll, gunmax? ;-;

[sword_redemption]

[A sober voice.]

You're right.

....next time?

AUDIO; /c-cry it's in his nature

[engrishdetective]

...Well, this is assuming there's a "next time" in reference to you conspiring to dash on out of here.

Don't get me wrong. I see where you're coming from, but...

[Gunmax trails off for a moment before adding, reluctantly:] Not really an option for someone like me right now. Plus, you're oozing, uh. Stuff. Might not be smart for either of us to break outta here.

Action; threadjacking for great justice?

[docbot]

[ In his very grumpiest tone of voice, Ratchet calls across the bay. ]

No, it would not. So don't even think about it!

Action; BUT DAAAAAD.

[engrishdetective]

Yeah, see? I think we'd be forced to experience the great face of disappointment from Ratchet. No gonna fly.