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[vandalization]

[ hey look everyone it's Vandal. And a turbofox. And a very, very fat cat. This is in fact perhaps the fattest cat you will ever see. It's more like a ball of lard with wee kitty-legs and eyes. And it looks. Pissed. ]

So. Did someone lose a cat? And more over, has anyone seen Magnus? Justice the fox kinda came chasing this guy in here, so he's probably missing his dad.

[ She holds up the cat, which practically oozes around her hands. ]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooowwwwww...

Uh. Yeah. As for the cat? If nobody claims him, I'm keeping him.

Say hello to Sir Pattyfatty McFleaface.

Mmmmmmrrrrrrr.

[ Holy shit this cat is pissed. ]

Comments

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[thxforthememories]

Is it hard to learn?

... and why does the cat keep... making that noise?

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[vandalization]

Uh. I dunno. I'm honestly not... the best person to ask about this. So I guess it's pretty hard.

It's a cat thing. They make sounds.

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[thxforthememories]

I... sorry. If it makes you uncomfortable... I can ask elsewhere.

It sounds unhappy.