[Oh no. Ohnoohnoohno! Another kid! His paternal instincts are kicking in! No!]

Heya, kid. Leonard McCoy here. You all right? The shock's normal, but you're not suffering from any injuries upon arrival? [fretfret] Are you by yourself or did you manage to find any of your friends?

Also, I've stocked up on plenty of food and water I'd be happy to share.

[HE'S TRYING NOT TO SOUND WORRIED BUT HE REALLY IS.]