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[stabbywheelfeet]

[Well. Looks like Mister Big-Shot from the other day didn't get away from this one unscathed. However... while there is a human lounging on screen... it's not what you'd expect.]



So how long do we have to put up with this? I'd like to get back to walking sometime soon, thanks.

[Yes, that's right. It's a very pale, very lanky-looking young woman sprawled out on a blanket looking suspiciously like an Italian flag... Fortunately, Mirage got Sideswipe to consent to clothing, otherwise this would be a lot more awkward.]

I don't see how humans are supposed to get around on flat feet. Not to mention you all move so slowly. You should really look into more efficient fuels, too. Ingesting it every day? Such a waste of time.

[And yes, that's also right. Apparently the Autobot's only complaint with this whole matter is the lack of wheels on ... "her" ... feet. And how boring eating is.]

[Good job, Sideswipe.]



((ooc: replies will be from unf_corvettes for ICON purposes.))

Comments

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Mirage likes to think he is.

Uh huh. Why don't you come say that to my face, and we'll go from there?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Mirage. Friend of yours, I'm assumin'?

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It can be somethin' that happens. I'm pretty sure I can outrun ya.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You could say that.

Oh, you're hilarious. Really.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Just sayin' how it looks, princess. You could just make yourself comfortable, but you're gonna have to refuel eventually.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

It's Sideswipe.

Maybe not. Maybe I'll turn back tomorrow.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Wheeljack. A pleasure.

[He scoffs.]

You give this place way too much credit.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Damn right it is. Your pleasure, I mean.

That's... nice?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Oh you're charmin'.

What I'm sayin' is, if you're expectin' to change back tomorrow, you're sadly mistaken.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Damn right I am.

I'm not expecting anything except you organics being really inefficient.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Whoa whoa.

I am not an organic.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

That's funny. You look pink and squishy to me.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

That's funny. Cause so do you.

Don't recognize me, princess? Wrecker.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Right.

Were you the marginally attractive one or the big bulky one who got his pelvic wiring in a knot?

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...


The...white one?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Right, the marginally attractive one.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.

The bulky one's kinda my buddy.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

You should be.

And Mirage is kind of mine. But I can still call his Italian stupid.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Yeah? So you wouldn't mind if I called his Italian stupid.


Whateverthatis.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

It is stupid.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

To be honest I'm still not sure what it is. Is it like a pet?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

It's a language he's obsessed with.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

That's cute. Take it you're not a fan. Can't ya just translate it?

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

That takes time and effort I don't want to reward him with.

[Video]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

And you're buddies.

[Video]

[unf_corvettes]

Something like that.