[Video- originating from the junk yard.] Lighthouse in your soul.

[spacerhero]

[The video was obviously an accident, but maybe no one was paying any attention to it as something heavy fell and a loud fog horn-like noise resonated from the thing as it flailed, trying to get its bearings. The many tentacle arms reached about and soon found an anchor in the Mako and clutched it for dear life.

Of course, she was small, even downright tiny for a reaper, at only 50 feet in length. But she'd never been a reaper before, and never changed mass so suddenly, so her confusion was probably understandable.]

What the hell is going on?!

[Another deafening roar of the horn sound, but if anyone was paying attention to the video they might hear Commander Shepard's panicked and confused voice coming through.]

If anyone can hear me, don't shoot yet!

[And here she thought she'd managed to avoid the inexplicable "change into something else" fad that was going around.]

Comments

[Video]

[wrex_it_krogan]

[Yeah sure just hold on to the place where your raccoon pal is resting, thanks. Wow just fuck this place Wrex is 10000000000% done.]

Don't tell me that's you Shepard.

Tell me that we're all just losing our minds. I don't want to deal with our commander being a reaper.

[Video]

[noneedifsimple]

..............................Commander?

[Well. Things just got a little weird.]

A reaper. Interesting choice. Problematic in a way. Interesting all the same that the source of this change in everyone would pick that.

[Video]

[furryfarkinfiend]

What.

The.

Fark.

[action!]

[skidaddle]

[He had found a good resting place--somewhere safe, and dark, and familiar. No one would try to shoot him here, and while there weren't sparks nearby....

Well, he wasn't having the best luck with those anyhow.

However, his brief, restful nap beneath the Mako wasn't as restful as he'd hoped it was, even if it turned out brief.

As the tentacles wrapped around the vehicle, he screeched, hissing, and clambered out onto one.]

[video]

[heatsink]

....

[Garrus, it's better if you don't even try to figure out why your morning alarm was a Reaper horn today. Just don't even think about it.]

Need any help there, Shepard?

[There's just a lot of purple, black, and flailing limbs on screen.]