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[maxicpolarity]

I must begin with stating that this incident you have all been suffering through had nothing to do with myself.

Nor, unfortunately, did it have to do with Alpha Trion or his pages.

[Though that would have made this problem much simpler if it were.]

As it stands my brethren and I have been compiling data on the nature of the transformative waves emanating from the Lambda. I believe we have determined a pattern.

If there are any who need an immediate solution, contact the one whose glyph you bear.

Otherwise, in a few days time it will no longer be an issue. In order to make the change back permanent--we'll be altering the energy as it enters Cybertron's atmosphere.

Jetfire, I will need your assistance for this.

If there are any others who are capable of space flight, as well--let me know.

[He won't be using you now, but that doesn't mean he can't make plans of his own.]

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[deadlydoctor]

You could say that. Just look at this body... [She gestures to herself.] ...so weak, so badly designed.

[All it's about surprising first times when it comes to Knock Out.]

How do we do this?

[maxicpolarity]

I agree. Organics have a number of wasted systems.

They are useful in other regards, however.

[You should see what he's managed to cook up in his labs because of them.]

'We,' however, do not do this. You will need to contact your own Firstforged, in order to receive the benefit of assistance.

[deadlydoctor]

And unnecessary kibbles. Look at this things in the front. I have no idea what are those for, aside for making the males blush. [Yup, she's pointing at her boobs.]

Are they?

[Oh do share that with KO, he'll be interested.]

Ah, all of you can fix us? At what cost?

[maxicpolarity]

The alien species that I have contact with used them to rear their young.

Apparently, they can provide great influence.

[He's seen them start wars.]

No cost. You are of little use to us when you are changed, so we all desire your return.

[deadlydoctor]

They what? With those!? [Ko stares down at them, as if they're going to bite him or something.] That's weird and gross.

But the influence thing I did notice. Specially around male humans.

[Don't tell that to KO, he could get funny ideas.]

Oh then...thank you~

[maxicpolarity]

Indeed. However, for life as randomized as carbon-based development can be, it has a certain degree of simplistic elegance. Organic machines build organic machines, all beginning with the simplest of programmed biomatter.

Male humans cannot undo that programming.

[Like certain programs he had difficulty with, himself.]

[deadlydoctor]

Simplistic elegance...their shape is not bad, I guess. I wonder what will be their next step. If they take one, that's it.

Good to know.