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[chessur]

[There is nothing wrong with your communicator, but you might think there is. Because the only thing that appears on the screen is ...



No sounds or any other movement. Just a big grin.]

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[giftofthemagi]

[Curiouser and curiouser.

The feed plays with just a shot of Kyubey's unblinking eye.]

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[chessur]

[A couple of eyes fade into view to stare right back at Kyubey.

These ones blink though.]

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[giftofthemagi]

[The shot zooms out.

Headtilt.]

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[chessur]

[Right back at you.

The face tilts to meet Kyubey's.]

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[giftofthemagi]

[Interesting, indeed. Kyubey has no qualms breaking the silence.]

Hello!

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[chessur]

[Poof!

There's the rest of the head. Just the head. But that's okay.]

Hello! You are very peculiar, but not as much as a cat.

Or girls named Alice.

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[deadlydoctor]

[Curious. Knock Out's used to unusual teeth, even though those usually come with faces.]

I'm quite sure the Rocky Horror picture show starts like this. Are you going to sing?

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[redshirtrobot]

... well this is creepy.

[Big grin what?]

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[giftofthemagi]

I find peculiar is a relative term, though I'm hardly an Alice.

I'm Kyubey!

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[chessur]

[Have the rest of the head, knock out.]

No. Are you?

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[chessur]

That is very rude.

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[chessur]

I don't think I've ever met a Kyubey before.

But now I have!

Hello Kyubey. I am Chessur. Do you like tea?

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[redshirtrobot]

I don't know else I'm supposed to react to that smile.

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[originaldragoon]

What is Soa's name...

[Well, that's something you don't see everyday.]

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[giftofthemagi]

Hello, Chessur!

It's been a long time since I had any tea.

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[kungfugeek]

...

I'm calling the police.

[PJ, YOU ARE THE POLICE.]

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[deadlydoctor]

Interesting trick.

Maybe if you ask nicely enough...

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[glitteratimedic]

...Well that isn't disturbing at all.

[He might be side-eying his cube now. WHAT WAS IN THIS?]

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[chessur]

What isn't disturbing?

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[chessur]

I do love a good song!

Will you stand on your head too?

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[chessur]

[The rest of the head appears!]

What will you call them?

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[chessur]

Oh dear! Such a shame. We shall have to find you some.

Everyone needs tea.

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[chessur]

[Have a head! ... And just a head. But at least it's more than just a grin.]

Soa is not my name.

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[chessur]

You could smile back.

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[kungfugeek]

...On the phone.

[OH GOD.]

A-A CAT?