re_alignment | 3 // Video/Action, Nexic Temple

[Do you hear something? Something suspiciously like a war zone?

Yeah. That's a very, very bored Blitzwing, who has decided that his Triple-Changer abilities are a bit rusty, and has taken it upon himself to practice.

So outside of the Nexic Temple, there's a very strange sight: a tan-and-purple tank doing doughnuts outside of the temple, occasionally firing off its canons, before immediately shifting into a jet and doing a nice loop de loop, kicking on its thrusters as it does.

This little cycle continues for a good minute -- until he shifts back into a tank, and then lets out a big yelp before firing at the ground nearby. Once the smoke clears, he shifts back to his root mode and stares, puzzled, at the little scorch mark where he shot at. You may intercept him after this incident, if you wish.

Otherwise, a very puzzled-looking Blitzwing opens up a video feed not much later.]

I've looked back, und apparently, zhere haff been reports of... ghost. Sightings. [A little twitch of the corner of his mouth.] Zhe only reason I point zhis out is because it certainly is a help to know zhat I'm not simply going crazy.

[whirr~]

...Er.

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Pardon me for not knowing zhat. [He says, drily, before casually adding,] No ozher comment.

Did you bother checking before you started blowing up things?

[Blurr calms down, though, trying to relax. It's hard when the one talking to him is Blitzwing.] Oi...!

Perhaps.

[Aww, did he hit a nerve?

...He switches out to Random, and a very very quiet fanfare can be heard if you listen hard enough.]

Does 'Perhaps' means NO in decepticon?

[So irritated.]

...What even...Do you think that's funny?

Maybe. Zhink vhat's funny?

[He's just messing with you now, Blurr. You make it too easy.]

No, not at all, _{you have the sense} of humor of a space barnacle AND YOU ARE JUST AS ANNOYING.

[What can I say? he gets irritated easily.]

[Unfortunately, Blitzwing lives to troll you, Blurr.

whirr~]

I zhink it's your sense of humor zhat needs zhe improvements.

[Blitzwing , no >:C]

I think your opinion on the subject is hardly important, considering how you behave.

My sincerest apologies.

[Not.]

Apologies accepted. [He can be sarcastic too.]

Now, why don't you go find something more productive to do?

I vould, if zhere vas any use for me anyvhere.

We need to build roads and for that^{we first need to work on the} terrain. You turn into a thank, you could help with that.

[Primus forbid that he would ever take direction from an Autobot, but... Random comes out, his expression purely curious.]

Terrain...? You mean leveling it, ja?

[Disappointing lack of explosions aside, it's certainly an outlet for potentially destructive creativity.]

[It was more of a well intentioned suggestion, Blitzwing. See it that way.]

Yes, that's it! There's a lot of things in the way. Things that need to be out of the away. Destroyed, you could say, so we can build the roads.

[Blurr figures that saying 'it would help us' wouldn't work so well with this particular mech so he goes for the 'you can destroy stuff' route.

[The look on Random's face is one of indecision. On one hand -- DESTRUCTION! On the other hand...

whirr]

I see vhat you are trying doing here.

[Blurr couldn't look more innocent if he tried.]

Mmmmm?

Coercing me into assisting you by appealing to my... interests.

[Despite himself, Blitzwing can't help but let the faintest of smirks show through his cold demeanor.]

Think about it this way: you get to destroy thing, something you like, and I won't be around while you do so, something you will like too.

[Everybody wins.]

...You are strangely persuasive for an Autobot. I suppose you haff a decent point.

[As logical as he is in this state, the call of blowing things up is too strong.]

I try, thank you very much. There's no point on fighting all the time, you know, it will get us nowhere here.

[C: at least he can blow stuff and have a good reason to do it.]

Hn.

[Is all he can offer. There might not be a point, but when it's what you're built for, it's hard to resist.]

Just say when und where.

[Perfect!]

Bulkhead is the one working on the roads, as soon as I know more I will let you know.

Fine.

But know zhat I'm not doing it for you.

[With a click, he hangs up.]

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