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[kungfugeek]

 [Power Joe doesn't have a fancy introduction to his video post. Really, it's just him lying on the Cybertronian landscape outside of the Solian Temple. The lazy bum.]

Oi, what do you guys do for fun around here?

[Seriously, he's bored.]

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[mccrane]

First priority?

I.

I see.

[He checks his schedule again.]

I suppose I could put the meeting off, but what should I say I'm doing instead?

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[kungfugeek]

Then compared to me, you're an old man.

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[kungfugeek]

Just give me a second, I know it's around here somewhere...

[He starts sorting through the junk, looking for...SOMETHING.]

Wait right there.

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[kungfugeek]

Ehhhh not really. There's nothing like going out and just seeing where the day takes you, yeah?

[kungfugeek]

...

[That makes PJ think a moment.]

Family time.

[kungfugeek]

[IT'S...nice.]

...You knew Deckerd?

[But look at that face light up.]

Now that's what I'm talking about! Actual fun!

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[kungfugeek]

But when I look at the kids reading in the school, they don't look like they have too much fun. They look bored.

[Textbooks are different than ACTUAL books, PJ.]

Oil changes? C'mon.

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[kungfugeek]

What??

We don't have a Rumble here!

[kungfugeek]

[They flick one more time, but PJ attempts to slap Knock Out's hand off. Thankfully, you got out of the way, KO.]

You bet I want to race! And I'm not 'Bunny'!

[Good. He'd be disappointed if you did.]

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[rstlsslegsyndrm]

If you've been here long enough, I'm sure you've seen most everything by now.

[GET A JOB, LOAFER]

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[thxforthememories]

This would be easier if you told me what it was you were trying to find.

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[rednotbluethx]

How do you know? You dinnit even recognize me at first!

Well, now I'm offended that you mistake'd me fer my bro. Y'should apologize, ya jerk.

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[arnhaid]

Yep.

Pretty much.

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[adamndoctor]

Well, what do you robots do for fun? Obviously you don't know, since you're asking. So might as well get an oil change and, who knows, you might have a party.

[deadlydoctor]

[He will do it again in the future.]

Beat me on a race and I won't call you bunny anymore. If I win you have to accept your new nickname!

[He jumps back and transforms, already speeding up.]

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[kungfugeek]

Ah!

[As if on cue, Power Joe finds it, pulling out a boom box.]

See? Put a little faith in, Kagebird.

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[thxforthememories]

... What is that?

[This is a serious question.]

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[kungfugeek]

Heh, well, I'll be waiting, pops!

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[arnhaid]

Sit tight then.

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[kungfugeek]

A boom box!

It plays music.

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[thxforthememories]

...

Music. And? What do you intend to do with it?

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[kungfugeek]

Well, guys like Doriko play soccer. He thinks it's fun, but it's pretty pointless if you ask me.

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[kungfugeek]

[YOUR FACE NEEDS A JOB.]

But it's a whole planet.

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[kungfugeek]

Hey! I'm not apologizing for anything!

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[kungfugeek]

Kagebird, you're going to learn to dance.

[He just assumes you don't know how to do that.]