AUDIO;

[engrishdetective]

Good news, everyone. I like being not dead or downright near dying, so no worries. I'm whole.

Onward to more curious news. Ratchet and I've worked it out a bit that I'm gonna just have to replace my engine. I'll probably have to do the same to poor Gunbike.

Which begs the question! Where is my bike?

So! Everyone else whole, maybe? Yes? Good.

And Deckerd? Get over here and say hello already. It's really boring just laying around. I don't even get any warm oil to lounge with.

[Video] [Somewhere in the territory of ALCHEMIST PRIME]

[megamind]

[This is the middle of a desert. Don't mind Megamind here. He's still being quite the jerk, not being anywhere near the major lines of combat.]

Man, this place is just full of heroes. I watched you all scurry and defend your lands from a safe distance and really it was most impressive. Acolytes at temples, the junk pile, all the other temples. It was quite moving. I mean, I moved right into a safe space and watched you people scurry.

Since, you know, I'm just a little organic and didn't want to get stepped on [Lies, seriously, he was simply studying the hero response] And since none of my weapons or devices have shown up, well... let's just say I'm glad we had such... fantastic warriors to defend us.

I'm beginning to think the smaller of us are going to need some serious help in, hhmmm, equalizing the playing field, aren't we? I do love a new project... We'll just have to see what I come up with with such-- limited materials and power sources. I mean, I've built robot [he says it ruhBAHT] before, and large scale battle suits, but I'm looking at something about twice what I've run in the past.

[Thankfully, he's found a secret ace. He just has to learn how to use it or-- sigh-- get robot help. Guess which he'd rather not do?]

Oh well. I do love a challenge. You boys have fun beating up the bad guys. [He can't help but sneer some when he says it-- because honestly, he knows his destiny: He's a bad guy. Bad guys don't get the girl.]