[VIDEO | Vector Prime's temple]

[primest]

[What a surprise: Sentinel’s angry. The acolytes are pottering around in the background of the video, having been shouted at and told to frag off. Clearly, any information they had to offer had fallen on, ah, deaf audios.]

Ugh, is there anyone around here who isn’t a useless maintenance drone? These things are swarming all over the place and I haven’t been able to get a straight answer out of any of them!

I’m a Prime; we’re supposed to get better treatment than this!

[He scowls into the camera.]

Anyway, any Autobots in the immediate vicinity report directly to me. I want to know what’s going on and, uh, where I am.

[This is about as polite as you’re going to get from him.]

Comments

[primest]

Well, yeah. Who wants to hear an account from a bunch of losers?

[Primadonna giiiirl all I ever wanted was the wooorld]

Ah. You must be from Bulkhead's universe.

Why was it dead in the first place? Could it be because of Megatron's war destroying it?

[Casually ignoring your proof.]

[deadlydoctor]

My point exactly. And since we won in my universe, what does that tell you about the Autobots?

[Let Ko show you the world in his magic carpet, yo. Spoiler: is not really a carpet what he would show you. Or the world.]

Yes, that one. Unfortunately.

It offlined itself after seeing how bad Autobots were at everything.

[>:C]

[primest]

Really? That doesn't sound very convincing.

[Oh my god is he enjoying this]

[deadlydoctor]

Almost no one believed it when it happened, I don't blame you.

[>:C No, don't do that.]

[primest]

[HES GRINNING SO WIDELY GOD HELP YOU]

That a war caused destruction? My, whatever were you expecting?

[deadlydoctor]

[AT LEAST THEY ARE GETTING ALONG. SORTA.]

I know right? Who would have guessed that something like that could happen. Do you know that explosions are loud and blow up things? Can you believe that? [All the sarcasm, but he's still smirking.]

[primest]

No! How terrible!

[deadlydoctor]

[He throws his hands in the air for a second in a 'CRAZY, RIGHT?' gesture.]

This is the world we live in.