You're missing the point. Toads and slugs don't display sentience in the first place; nobody's gonna mistake them for Earth's dominant lifeform.

Was just on my way to do that, in fact - some fella's on about two moons orbiting this place, which I'm keen to see for myself. Might be a while before I get there, though. Seems like this place was built for giants.

[And, until he has something more pressing to consider, he may as well keep the conversation going.]

If you're your own man - or robot, Cybertronian, what have you - you must have a name. What should I be calling you?