[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

I have a proposal to the Law Committee and my fellow medics.

[Pleasantries are for people who are not her, she decides to get right down to business.]

There are a significant number of citizens within the Haven, and our population is slowly growing. I think it's time to set up some form of health care, in order to insure that everyone is in peak physical condition. To start with, I suggest we have mandatory monthly check-ups for all species. These check-ups will not be invasive nor will they take very long.

[This will also force those who think they're too tough for medical care to have to submit to her medical care. She'll keep you all healthy whether you like it or not.]

If anyone has any comments or suggestions, now is a good time to bring them up.

[Locked to Starscream]

Speaking of which, "Skyfire", I'd like to do a check-up on your wing.

[That's not a request.]

Comments

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

[The cassette seemed to have just recently finished - or at least mostly finished - an intense bout of gleeful laughter. He's still chuckling faintly.]

Oh my yes, I like the idea of this. I'll not object to anything that gives me an excuse to get my claws into these glitches who avoid medical for anything less than full-system failure more often.

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

[It's nice to see that so many share her views.]

It's irritating isn't it? These idiots only come when they're practically falling apart. There's only so much I can do...

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

Hrmph. Irritating is the least of it. There is only so much any medic can tolerate.

[Despite the irritated words, his expression is all grin and fangs.]

And as fun as it would be to get them all in a medbay on time, it certainly wouldn't hurt to brush up on the differences between the varying types of Cybertronians here outside of a life-or-death situation.

[Video]

[whatbedsidemanners]

Examination and experimentation would be helpful for future cases, yes.

[She has absolutely no problems with either, with or without permission.]

[Video]

[glitteratimedic]

Experimentation, eh?

[Forcible medic'ing is one thing, in Glit's book. That's for their own good. Experimentation? That is a whole different can of cyber-worms.]

What did you have in mind?