Since Autobots and Decepticons are different factions I'm going to say that you have no direct authority over me. I may be a 'criminal' by your standards, but there's no denying that I'm very useful to those around me. I believe in good customer service after all.

Hmm, I'm not sure how retrieving things for people can be classified as 'criminal' here. There aren't any laws so I haven't broken any, simple as that.