Fortunate then, that I'm neither human, nor intending to launch headfirst into a project without researching any and all potential pitfalls.

No, they won't. Because there is no access. Which I won't divulge the specifics of, because of, surprise, security concerns. There is utterly nothing in the chemical compositions of my work to even so much as vaguely indicate such a reaction.

You assume far too much about myself. I have no intention of forcing my formula upon anyone, nor do I intend to let test subjects out of my sight.

So you can all get off my bloody backside and let me work.