The cool Megatron. Yanno, came here without that tattoo once, left, then came back with tattoo. Yeah, that one! An' all the other Megatrons loved me, too!
[No they did not but you can't exactly verify his claims, Blurr.]

Rumble is my partner! My twin brother! Together, we could take on the whole crummy Autobot army!

But hey, hey, now that I think about it, Shockwave liked me, too! [He didn't really care, actually, BUT AGAIN. Can't prove him wrong.]