[he's quite taken aback at that offer] Again, thank you for the generosity but it might be quite a long time before I take you up on it. In the meantime, I'll give Ambulon a ping and see if he's interested in helping me poke around in the innards of one of his friends.

It certainly is, and a very useful skill set to have. Oh - and my name is Isaac. What's yours? Jack?

[that was a very bad dad joke, isaac]