Oh? And what would your alt mode be, handsome?

[And then she makes a face at the reminder of Charming.]

Ugh... The tale you probably heard left out the realistic details. I divorced Prince Charming's ass a long time ago when I caught him cheating. Needless to say, I don't miss him.

The castle is another story, but I have a very chic apartment in Uptown Manhattan to make up for it.