It's... it was a prank a friend did. [Her smile is a little sad and worried. Damn it all, she should be back home...] He installed this really ancient help script named Clippy to my terminal. It was a pain in the ass...

"I see you're trying to avoid strangling the acolytes. Let me help you!" [She can't quite duplicate Clippy's voice, but it's definitely a quote.]

That would have been a lot more useful.