[Video]

[damselindistress]

[Surprise! Drag Strip isn't happy. She usually isn't, but now she has another reason to be extremely pissed off about. She holds up what seems to be a bright pink card and gives the link her most irritated scowl.]

What the slag is this trash? I swear I'm gonna find the lowlife rusty engine block and shove this so far up their exhaust port that they'll be able t' taste it!

[Why does this make her so angry? Who the hell knows.]

I mean, just look at it!

[She finally reads what's written on it, because she couldn't have done that earlier.]

You are my perfect rose, please be my Valentine

Love: Mega-

[And then she stops. She doesn't entirely understand what's going on, but something tells her that she's just made a mistake somewhere. The link abruptly shuts off. Oh boy.]

Comments

[deadlydoctor]

...tron, perhaps?

Or is there another mech named Mega?

audio

[primest]

Wow.

Just. Wow.

[they haven't spoken for a while but it's nice to see drag strip is still a complete moron.]

[megaton]

I did not write that.

I would be much more eloquent than--

...

[Wait.]

Did you actually think this was serious?