[ yeeeeap. going down the awkward train real fast here. this turtle? it's not getting back up. it's just going to roll on its shell perpetually into oblivion.

which means Starscream is looking away. embarrassed. ]

I've never really participated in any romantic activities.

[ that's a nice way of saying it, right? ]

I-It never seemed important. Or, ah, appropriate with the war that had been going on.

[ read: everyone else and their lives are more important to me than getting laid. or being in a relationship with anyone ever. ]