[Video]

[notyourblueangel]

[Have a scowling Seeker staring into the camera, red optics darkened. Those familiar with the area will be able to recognize Alpha Trion's domain behind him.]

This is Thundercracker, checking in.

Megatron? Starscream? . . . Skywarp?

If there are any Decepticons on this Primus-forsaken rock, respond.

[Anyone familiar with Seeker body language might note . . . the high hitch of his wings belies the scowl and steady tone of his voice - he's just a little more freaked out by all this - which he's hoping is nothing more than a stasis-glitch or something - than he's letting on.]

Comments

[text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Then you're as stupid as you are ugly.

[Whirl's two favorite insults. Yum!]

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. [He has no idea how Megatron would text laughter. But it would be SRS.]

How about this. Stay away from me.

Or suffer the richly deserved consequences of your disloyalty.

[text]

[notyourblueangel]

Sure thing. Tell me who you are and I'll know who to leave alone.

[After beating the slag out of you first, of course. ...and no, he's not actually expecting an answer, nice as that would be. Oh, well.]

[text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Jetstream.

[Bring it. Whirl knows what you look like, he's an ex-Wrecker, and he's bored. ]

You'll know me if you ever see me. It'll be the last thing you see, other than the missiles coming at your stupid head.

[text] *sob* Need more variety of G1 icons...

[notyourblueangel]

["Jetstream", huh? Forgive him if he's not sure he believes that any more than "Megatron" at this point, but eh.]

Good. I look forward to the exercise. Before I pound you into the side of the nearest mountain.

[text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

[Unfortunately, Thundercracker, he actually has officially gone by Jetstream, as in no airquotes, when he was an Autobot flight instructor. So, all that suspicion? Tsk. Why ask if you're not going to believe him anyway?]

....kinky.

[text]

[notyourblueangel]

[Once again actually kind of glad for text - it hides the small shiver of DNW reaction.]

If you're into that kind of thing, I suppose. I hear that some mechs like it rough.

[OH PIT, what! No, really, what. Because what if this mech IS one of "those"? ...........could be interesting, actually, he supposes...]

[text]

[whirlybird_of_prey]

Too bad you'll never know. I have standards.

[Corpses, for one. ]

Noticed you never refuted the whole disloyalty thing. A credit to your badge.

[text]

[notyourblueangel]

[He's not aware of it, of course, but he's REALLY glad he doesn't know that.]

One, I haven't _been_ disloyal. Two, you're not Megatron. I didn't figure it was worth wasting the text space.

[So why is he now? For that matter, why is he even bothering to keep replying to this fragger?]