Hell naw dude don't be like that, lame as fuck.

[he starts playing something considerably more uptempo, though a bit folksy]

Shit totally matters, and you matter. Or. Something.

[What he's not even sure why he's trying YOU ARE A ROBOT yet he feels the need to contradict everything everyone says so WHY NOT CONTRADICT MOROSENESS]

Point is, don't make me bust out the really happy shit, bro, 'cause I will.