[Video/Action; Originating from Vector Prime's temple] Pata-pata!

[perfavore]

 [UGH. That is not the audio function. Stupid new body.

Have you ever seen an angry Italian Ferrari robot? Well if you have, you probably haven't seen them in six-inch form.  The Link opens up to show Mirage, and it's obvious to see that something about him has changed. Compared to everything else around him he seems...more petite. Not that it stops him. The bot is rather stubborn, and is making his way around Vector Prime's temple (at a snail's pace, mind you), hoping he could just voice-talk his way through this problem, get it solved and move on with his life.

However, luck is not on this guy's side today, so congrats everyone! You're looking at bitty!Mirage! And...he's not too happy, rattling off curse words in both Italian AND Cybertronian. That's not good language, mister )8<

On the front of his chestplate is the Cybertronian glyph for "Mirage".  An...odd aesthetic.]

Dio mio...This is embarrassing...

[If Shockwave or Barricade see this--]

Ironhide. Anyone. I require some assistance.

Comments

[raceme]

[It still takes him a few minutes to answer.]


... DO I have to?

[Action]

[namesnotprowl]

Eh, Rotor-butt wasn't that bad-lookin'. He was fun to irritate, at least.

[noparachutes]

You've done a terrible job preventing them so far.

[Action]

[perfavore]

[He leans against those fingers again, eyes never leaving Barricade's. Hey, he's just being cautious.]

You and I have very different definitions of...'attractive'.

[perfavore]

...

[That hit a nerve.]

[perfavore]

I will not force you, but I will understand.

[Action]

[namesnotprowl]

[Cautious, suuuuure. Barricade just chuckles quietly.]

Being on Nemesis, you had t'have a different definition if you were ever interested in swapping paint. Decepticons don't look like Autobots.

[noparachutes]

Tell me Mirage, do you scream like your friends?

[Action]

[perfavore]

[DON'T JUDGE HIM.]

No statement has been more true. Perhaps you could have considered a more attractive faction.

[perfavore]

Bastardo.

I wouldn't give you the pleasure, even if you succeeded.

[noparachutes]

Hm, you'll make an excellent addition to my symphony.

[perfavore]

I'll tear our your spark when I find you.

For Jolt, Que...

Everyone.

[Asshole.]

[noparachutes]

I'm not hiding.

[perfavore]

...

[Well, he wants to wait till it's not a death sentence.]

Then you can wait for me.

[Mirage this is why you do this when you're not six inches.]

[noparachutes]

I recall you being too afraid to face me the last time.

[perfavore]

The term you are referring to is 'strategic.'

[But now that he knows the lay of the land better...]

[noparachutes]

Whatever helps you recharge at night.

[perfavore]

[MAYBE IT DOES, ONE EYED FREAK.]

You're not at all amusing.

[noparachutes]

Fortunate that I'm not trying to be.

[perfavore]

Neither am I.

[Then again, he's slightly more confident now that Ironhide's here.]

[Action]

[namesnotprowl]

[BUT HE JUDGES EVERYONE.]

And left my brothers-in-arms behind? No. I fit in better with them than I ever could have with Autobots.

[And the Autobots had about the same track record for accepting defectors as the Decepticons did.]

[Action]

[perfavore]

[A small nod to the side. Yeah, he can see what you mean.]

I heard it worked fairly well for Jetfire.

[Then again, he's dead now.]

[Action]

[namesnotprowl]

Didn't he show up and then just rip his own spark out, though?

[That's not exactly a glowing recommendation, there. "Join the Autobots, become a meatsuit for Optimus Prime!"]

[Action]

[perfavore]

[Mirage can't recall the situation exactly, but that seemed to be the rundown.]

I don't believe anyone expected that.

[Action]

[namesnotprowl]

[Barricade only knows what he'd heard, really; he'd been absent of the entire thing.]

Not exactly the sorta thing you might wanna put on a brochure though. Or those two drones that are living like Witwicky's pets, either.