VIDEO | Liege's temple

[disinformation]

[ So there's a new giant robot, evidently. He has a weird chin thing and a red dot on his forehead and is kinda surprised looking. He has a nice little Autobot symbol on his chest and there's a brief moment where he rubs the glyph on his arm, annoyed that he's wearing another sign of something he's not loyal to. But the Autobot symbol, at least, stays on until he gets confirmation his disguise is no longer necessary.

Then he gets to business. ]

Longarm Prime, Autobot Intelligence. Is there anyone from Autobot Command that can give me a debriefing? Hm. Though if anyone can tell me more about this Cybertron, I would appreciate it.

[ He pauses, debating. But it's worth a shot. ] There wouldn't happen to be... Decepticon presence here, would there? Megatron? [ Quickly: ] To determine the possible threat level.

Longarm, out.

Comments

[noparachutes]

You're a Prime...

The Decepticons are not what you need to worry about. Mostly.

[disinformation]

Yes...? [ That One Universe where being a Prime ain't no big deal. ]

What sorts of threats are there?

[noparachutes]

Rather timid looking for one.

You just missed a threat brought on by mere pages from a book. Unfortunate really, that the Decepticons are being outclassed by such things.

[disinformation]

I can assure you I'm qualified.

A book? Surely you're joking.

[noparachutes]

Of course.

I don't make jokes.

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[ex_dishonestly997]

Oh, hey, we share a FirstForged!

Fantastic.

Starscream here, fulfilling your requisite Decepticon presence, good to know you, roomie.

[disinformation]

[ ...He'll accept that. ] How does a book become a concern?

[noparachutes]

When it belongs to one of the Firstforged, and writing on them causes alterations to those of us stuck here.

[disinformation]

What? Starscream? You don't look like -- [ ER.

Stops, regains composure and distances himself - ] Your appearance doesn't match known records.

[ Beat. Pretending to have the horror dawn on him:] "Roomie"?

[ex_dishonestly997]

Yeah, well.

As long as you bear the Matrix of Pole-up-your-aft that all the Primes I know do, we should get along pretty predictably.

Do you want to go get a drink?

1/idk, I will tell you o/

[raceme]

[Blurr's only checking the comm link from time to time those days but this post does catch his attention.]

[raceme]

[....WaitIshereally...?]

[raceme]

[oh, Primus, yes he is.]

[raceme]

[Ssfgsgasnslñdhasdkljtvpiorjy]

[raceme]

[WHY you..why this...and why NOW.]

[raceme]

[Blurr doesn't think he can deal with you in hi actual state, ugh.]

[raceme]

[But 'Longarm Prime, Autobot Intelligence' his aft..Like he's going to let people believe all that.]

[Video] DONE!

[raceme]

SHOCKWAVE!

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[cliffjumper]

[A bit before Blurr's spectacular outburst, of course.]

You're not--

[No, wait, looks similar in aesthetic to Blurr, and the smaller Optimus Prime he'd met in Axiom... Right. Cliffjumper shrugs.]

Well, I ain't sure there's anyone from your Autobot... uh, Command around, an' I think the Acolyte's probably got you straight, besides the strange slag goin' on here.

I'm sorry, he had to...

[raceme]

DON'T TRUST HIM! HE'S LYING

never apologize he is a cutie ;;

[ex_dishonestly997]

Blurr...

--You meant to shout that at him, right?

Do you know how weird it is for someone to tell me someone else is lying?

He doesn't want you hurt ;____________ ;

[raceme]

NO NO NO NO NO he's not who he says he is Starscream you need to believe me.

ndfsjksdnfdjksf blurr oh god and the timing couldn't be worse

[ex_dishonestly997]

Take it easy.

[Private]

Deep vents. You know when you get worked up nobody can understand a thing you're saying, just slow it down, be calm. Be logical. You do logic good. [this was not the time to confront Blurr about having lied to Soundwave, though it did shadow his perception a little.] Now tell it to me from the beginning.

Yup. And now remember that he's around Starscream's temple..that makes it even worse

[raceme]

IAMTAKINGITEASY! [So calm, really. Like a group of turbofoxes on speed.]

[Private]

I...I....[Okay he's trying to do that.] he's Shockwave...you know the Decepticon spy? I-I think I told you about him...I mentioned him time ago IT DOESN'T matter now but I WAS NOT expecting him to show up here and now he is and..he..he.....he's the one who tried to kill me.

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[thxforthememories]

Autobot... You're like them. One of the living robots?

I don't know any 'Megatron'.