Oho! A member of the esteemed Elite Guard! What an honour.

Well, I can't expect you to believe anything I say, since I'm nothing more than a nasty criminal, am I right? But if you do feel inclined to set aside your prejudice, I can assure you that I spent several days looking for these for my fine customers.

Hey, if you're out of the job, I would appreciate some help getting them to said customers, I believe they need them.