I don't care about your specs. anymore. [Lies] I've got better things to attend to than scrounging around for the fuel of an outdated model like yourself. [Sniffs]

But I came here to tell you to beware the tales the Autobots and the Decepticons spin. Both parties are guilty of, ah, let us say: embellishing the truth.

[This kids, is called insurance. Also general resentfulness.]