I don't? And why not exactly? [Making people happy is a thing he does, how dare you challenge him not to?]

I'd like that. But yes, the idea is that you can still...partake with out making a mess like you might with liquid. Drinking and reclining are not things that really go together.

[OH RLY?]

Mistress Norton it is, then. [A flick of his pinions, like on might their eyebrows.]