[Ah, it's like robot college all over again. The Academy. Whatever.]

Things got really weird towards the end. Earth was a big deal for a while, but it was pretty fine until Galvatron and his guys invaded Kimia and killed a good amount of the mechs on there. Arcee and Hardhead came by and rescued us when our escape pod got busted and they explained that Galvatron had this thing called the Heart of Darkness and he thought he was keeping something called the D-Void from destroying the universe by destroying Cybertron.
But it turned out the Heart was actually a way for it to get purchase in the universe, and so everyone had to sort of team up to stop him and they did and Cybertron got kind of rebooted.
But it came back kinda wrong and started attacking pretty much everyone. Which is weird 'cos it also sent out a signal telling us all to come home.
And then we found a map to the Knights of Cybertron in the now dead Matrix so Rodimus, Drift, Magnus, Red Alert and a few hundred others decided to go follow it to see if we could bring them back and usher in another Golden Age.

We found Tailgate too. He missed pretty much the whole war and almost killed Nut-Jo- I mean Whirl. I think you'd like him. It's kinda hard not to. [He's like a kitten.]

And yeah? Do tell. 'cos last I checked he got arrested, so you might wanna take that up with Magnus.