[He sighs somewhat dramtically/symbolically.] That is so very true. It's been like that for over a week.

[He kind of is though. He's a closet nerd, don't get him started on history or religion.]

Oh--no, NO! I'm the one who's sorry, I didn't mean anything by it, I was just surprised. I mean, what are the odds really? Those were...some pretty amazing logs to read. [How exactly do you summarize 'exciting and horrifying at the same time' and still sound polite?]