It seems funny now, but one of these days there'll actually be one and I'm nominating you for head. [His tone makes it clear that this is all one extended joke though. The best kind, obviously.]

I'm not really a medic. Well, I can fix chinks in armor and things like that. You know, really easy surface things. Buuuut I'm pretty sure humans don't work the same. At the least, it's useful knowledge that I'm just gonna keep in my brain until I need it. Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it, y'know?

But yeah, you pretty much got me there. [Ain't even ashamed, bro.]