[Video]

[tearsofsteel]

[Hey there, Cybertron, one of the police force's most antisocial members has just shown up on the screen. Only difference is that there's give or take a few years...ok he's nine. But that's not that young, is it?

He doesn't think so. The young cyborg looks pretty bleary-eyed, like's seen something he shouldn't have.

Oh well, he still had business to do.]

The pillar's gone. The guy who made that is bad news.

[He looks down at himself.]

...before you say anything, I know. I look different.

But I'm not gonna let that stop me from doing my job.

[He's a VERY serious nine-year old.]

Comments

[video] 1/3

[primest]

[WHO IN THE HELL]

Re: [video] 2/3

[primest]

[why is that tiny organic talking]

Re: [video] 3/3 I'M SORRY

[primest]

[...fuck this planet]

How exactly do you plan on doing your job like... that.

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

I'm still weaponized.

[So shut the hell up Sentinel.]

Re: [video]

[primest]

Incredible.

I'm sure you'll be so much help at that height. Can you even lift your weapons?

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

I am the weapon.

[You see this hand? This ain't fleshy stuff.]

Re: [video]

[primest]

[he raises an optical ridge]

Then I'll assume in your... current state you weren't depowered at all? That's good. Try not to get trodden on.

[deadlydoctor]

Your usual charm is unmistakable, Albert. I did not know that humans could shrink all of sudden.

[tearsofsteel]

I think it was the pillar's fault, but thanks.

[deadlydoctor]

You too, hm? Do you think this is forever?

Also do you need diapers'

[tearsofsteel]

...ha ha.

[The answer is no.]

I hope not. I still have work to do.

[deadlydoctor]

Ey, I don't really know much about how human sparkling's bodies work.

You don't seem to be able to reach a desk, I don't recommend going to your workplace. Maybe people will step on you by accident. Is your whole body human now?

[tearsofsteel]

[No surprise there.]

No...it's still part robot.

I think I can look out for myself.

[thankyou4myheart]

Mr. 004 . . .

[No, really . . . what the hell do you say? At least he's unharmed?]

Please let me know if you need any assistance.

[tearsofsteel]

I'm fine, really.

I just wish I could walk faster...

[Like Joe...]

[thankyou4myheart]

If you'd like a ride somewhere, just let me know.

[That's something he'd offer – has been offering people – regardless of age.]

[tearsofsteel]

...maybe.

Maybe I need one.

[thankyou4myheart]

[He nods.]

Coordinates? I'll come pick you up.

[tearsofsteel]

Thanks...

[Given he still has Vector's gift, he knows the exact coordinates to give to Deckard.]

[video]

[adamndoctor]

You...

What.

[GOD HE'S NOT SURE IF HE'S HAPPY HE SLEPT THROUGH THIS PILLAR NONSENSE OR NOT]

[video]

[tearsofsteel]

...I got turned into a kid.

Things got weird.

[mccrane]

I...

...

Hm. You are about the same age as my previous boss, actually.

[tearsofsteel]

Your boss was a kid?

[mccrane]

Yuuta was the...official commander of our unit, I suppose you could say. He came with us almost everywhere. We performed better with him around.

...

He was in fifth grade.

[tearsofsteel]

Impressive for a fifth-grader.

Still didn't that get in the way of his childhood.