re_alignment | [audio]

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brave police: j-decker | gunmax

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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]

Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.

Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?

[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]

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Oi!

Bout time you showed your ugly mug back here!

[WARM WELCOMES? What are those?]

[OH YAY it's ~~Bruce Lee~~ Power Joe]

Tch, don't act too excited to see me. And I'm not back. I've never seen this place before.

[~~He answers to both~~ I mean what.]

I'll show you exci--...

[Great. Just like Deckerd. There's a soft growl of irritation, although it's mainly directed more towards the situation than Gunmax himself.]

You too. [That sounded more depressed than it needed to be. But for Gunmax's sake...well, he'll push past it.]

Whatever, you're here, that's really what matters, yeah?

God, everyone sounds so upset around here.

[He agrees, he guesses, but he has to give PJ a hard time first. That's just how it works.]

[Having that small bit of familiarity helps, at least.]

Whaaaat?

[Yes, that is an imitation of you.]

Heh, can't handle the welcome wagon?

[Gunmax sees what you did there bro]

Is the welcome wagon always this annoying?

I save that one for special occasions!

So, you gonna tell me where you are? Or do I have to go find you myself?

As amusing as it would be to make you wander around aimlessly for a while, I'm getting pretty sick of looking at this place. Megatronus temple or something? Whatever the robe guys said.

Megatronus? Heh, have fun with that one.

[But there's the sound of transformation, and the start of an engine.]

Don't worry, it won't be long, baby.

[Man it feels good to have some kind of snarky outlet again.]

Edited (what is english) 2014-02-07 00:08 (UTC)

Have fun with- what are you even talking about?

[don't take Gunmax's baby, baby]

I'm gonna hit you.

[He just has to wait for Power Joe to get there first]

[It doesn't take long--by now Power Joe has gotten the whole layout of Haven down pat. And for some reason, power shovels move pretty fast when they have to.

Enough to chase a ninja car down. Go figure.

He'll arrive, transforming on the spot to go meet up with Gunmax.]

Oi! Didn't keep you waiting, did I?

[ Damn you fast son. Power Joe more like Horse Power

no I'm sorry that's bad.

He looks slightly annoyed but REALLY it's good to see someone he knows around here]

You couldn't have gone any faster? I've been waiting so long, I think I'm starting to rust.

[Hey man, when ya gotta jet, ya gotta jet.

or Power shovel.]

Maybe we'll just have to replace you then, if you're too rusty!

[A laugh, as he walks over.]

Welcome to Cybertron. Impressed?

You'd be pretty hard pressed to find a replacement as good looking as I am.

I don't know if "impressed" is the right word for it. I'm still stuck on confused.

Tch, yeah, and maybe Knight has a sense of humor.

[But those arms fold, casting a glance out at the expanse of Haven.]

Yeah...that's a thing, buddy. They just plop ya hear and tell you to 'do stuff'. No direction, but hell if you can get specifics. And we can't go home unless this stuff is done.

Try figuring that one out.

Aw, now that's just mean spirited.

[Gunmax follows PJ's gaze for a moment, completely annoyed by pretty much the entire situation]

Oh boy, riddles. My favorite.

Yeah, tell me about it...

[Spoilers to no one: Power Joe hates thinking too hard.]

The Acolytes probably didn't give you anything to work with, so I'll give you the grand tour. They're just that unhelpful.

You're right about that. They didn't really seem all that interested in chatting.

You're not gonna get me lost or anything, are you?

[There's a shoulder nudge as he brushes past him, that jackass smirk spread across his face.]

What, me?

I'm a natural navigator!

[You're screwed.]

[Gunmax just shakes his head slowly, as though accepting his HORRIBLE FATE]

That's it. I'm doomed. Ahh, and I'm already low on fuel. Wandering around aimlessly is going to do me in.

That's right!

[A hand slaps the gun robot's back as he leads him around, throwing out a hand.]

Don't worry, I live in Solus's temple. That's where the medics are--they'll fix up your engine to run on Energon.

But first, let me show you Cybertron's landscape.

[His hand gestures out into a general direction.]

See that over there? That's wasteland. And over there? [Another gesture.] More wasteland. Okay. Tour over.

[he lets out an 'oof' when Power Joe whacks him and looks annoyed for a second.

Okay, for a few seconds.]

Tch. What a crappy tour. I want a refund.

[Good, that's what he was going for.]

Sorry, no refunds. At least not here.

[He starts walking though, since Gunmax is currently bike-less.]

Solus's ain't too far.

[yeah you BETTER walk Gunmax would feel pretty goofy if he had to ride around on a power shovel.]

Right. And exactly how far is "ain't too far"? I'm almost in the red.

[The feeling is more than mutual, Gunmax. He doesn't want you riding him anyway.]

Oi, calm your ass, biker boy.

I said not far! And you better not collapse on me, I really don't want to have to carry you like some kind of damsel.

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