GUNMAX {BP-601} (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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re_alignment2014-02-04 12:25 am
badboybikerbot) wrote in re_alignment2014-02-04 12:25 am
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[No video for you, kids. Gunmax isn't about to put his face all over some mystery space internet. You do get to listen to him complain, though.]
Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.
Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?
[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]
Oookay then, now that I'm pretty sure I'm not having some kind of sensory malfunction, I figured I oughta start getting information out of the locals. The creepy dudes in the robes already dropped what I assume are the basics on me, but there's gotta be more to this than "hi, welcome to the robot planet. You're stuck here forever, make yourself at home". I kind of had things to do back home. Important things. Things that didn't include being kidnapped by alien robots.
Anyway. It's probably a long shot, but if any Brave Police just happen to be hanging around here, shoot me a heads up. Oh, and if anyone happens to find a really big motorcycle, that's mine. Try not to mess with it, yeah?
[Nope not even dropping a name. What a courteous guy right. He grumbles something to himself before killing the feed.]
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[HOLD THE SPACE PHONE.]
[He knows that voice. Unfortunately for Gunmax, he's too startled by it to remember McCrane's advice about his responses, and the feed is audio-only.]
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Gunmax...?
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EXCEPT for the fact that Gunmax doesn't recognize this voice AT ALL. Well huh.]
Who wants t'know?
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[Out of all the questions he'd expected, that wasn't it. None of this was -- something is wrong.]
[And it makes something like dread curl through his AI.]
Don't you... Don't you know already?
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[Video]
[He's heard you've been here, like, TWICE before
third time's the charm, then?so he's not sure if he should believe...especially just having lost Drill Boy...]It's Deckard. And yeah, there are a few of us. McCrane, Power Joe, Dri-...ah...Even Kagerou. Don't ask how, long story.
Where are you?
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[He seems irritated, but he's relieved to see a familiar face.]
Ugh, whatever. I'm outside some creepy temple, I guess. Here.
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[Action] It's okay buddy we're still awesome
[Action] THE AWESOMEST
[Action] MORE AWESOMER THAN ANYONE EVER
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[Action] LOL suddenly I'm picturing Gunmax and Deckard doing the Yuuta/Masaki powerwalk down the-
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[How does he even deal with this, anymore?]
What is the last thing you remember?
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The big guys-- they're called the Firstforged-- are all off fighting this crazy thing called Unicron that's basically the embodiment of chaos and destruction, at least as far as I can tell.
Oh and apparently there are large robot monsters that hang out outside the Haven.
This place is just a nonstop party.
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You're not gonna tell me all that's the good news and then hit me with something even worse, are you?
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You wanna describe the motorcycle to me? If it's around, it probably ended up in the junk heap.
[aka: His firing range.]
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It's a motorcycle built for a seventeen foot robot, it's kind of hard to miss.
[Now isn't the time to be a smartass, Gunmax. He takes a second to chill out]
It's big, mostly white.
[No "sorry" for the rudeness though nope]
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Bout time you showed your ugly mug back here!
[WARM WELCOMES? What are those?]
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Bruce LeePower Joe]Tch, don't act too excited to see me. And I'm not back. I've never seen this place before.
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[Oh man, with everyone popping up here again, Kay's been holding out for some of her old friends.
And Gunmax...well, he was special.]
Is that really you?
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"Uncle"? Hold up there, kid, what's that all about?
[this is literally the most awkward day. Ever.]
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[hey he stabbed your leader <3]
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Do all those important things include go on a ride with the local bikers?
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Look, not trying to be a jerk or anything, but I have no idea who you are, and I've never been here before.
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[Voy, so0meone's speaking really really fast.]
McCrane and Deckard are going to be really happy. [He's not so sure about Kagerou.] McCrane does need some cheering up, he's recovering from sickness.
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[man Gunmax sure feels popular. Too bad he has no idea who ANYONE is. It's kinda making him feel like an asshole and he doesn't even mean to BE an asshole this time]
Okay, before you get too excited, I've never been here before and I don't know you. I mean, I know that's blunt but that's the way it is.
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[He says, outwardly to mostly himself before he clears some static from his throat. Ratchet's gotta research about all these races. Might help if he wasn't neck deep in a project at the moment.]
A motorcycle? Why would you need a motorcycle?
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[Just. Hope you like sarcasm, pal.]
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I'm almost disappointed that you don't seem to remember anything.
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