Video~!

[0perator]

[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]

Greetings, Haven!

[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]

Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!

Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!

[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.

[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of random people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]

Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.

Comments

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[cec_engineer]

Jesus I thought this stopped hundreds of years ago- Well, count me going to the bar.

Not that I needed a reason, but.

[consider this an open offer to come with.]

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[0perator]

The bar sounds like an excellent idea.

[She has extra shutter shades. They can be festive!]

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[cec_engineer]

[yay!]

I'm so glad it's the optional alternative.

[0perator]

It's amazing how many people we found were best paired with alcohol, yes.

[cec_engineer]

Universal significant other, right?

How can you not, in a place like this?

[0perator]

Booze is the best town bicycle. Never complains, and no awkward morning after.. at least not for the booze.

[cec_engineer]

You don't have those pills that stop hangovers?

...I'm so sorry.

[0perator]

Wouldn't work on me anyway. It's not terrible unless you have to be useful first thing in the morning.

[Oh right, she forgot to disabuse Isaac of the notion she's human. Oops.]

[cec_engineer]

Why not? If any fall through the Lambda, we'll have to do an experiment with them to see if they would.

[it ok he doesn't really care if you're not human anyway.]

[0perator]

No biochemistry. Alcohol just screws with my power systems in fun ways, and once it burns off I'm good.

If I find any, I'll keep 'em for you folk.

[cec_engineer]

Ahh, you lucky asshole.

[he'll have to pursue that line of "what the fuck are you" some other time. doing it right now seems a bit unfair.]

[0perator]

That's one way of looking at it~!

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[deadlydoctor]

That's where Cindy is going. or wanted to go.

You should totally go together. [Wing wink, nudge nudge.]

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[cec_engineer]

Funny. I don't think we know each other well enough for that.

omg. ILU

[deadlydoctor]

More reason to go there and talk to her. You need to know each other better. Besides, she said she doesn't mind the company.