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re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
0perator) wrote in re_alignment2014-02-13 03:02 pm
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Video~!
[Why hello yes that is an Alia wearing a face-eating pair of heart-shaped shutter shades and a very glittery pink feather boa. She grins into the video feed.]
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures ofrandom people around Haven the best match according to that very scientific matchmaking algorithm. Feel free to find yours and thank them.]
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
Greetings, Haven!
[The feed pans out to take in Knock Out as well, red paintjob shinning red even more than usual for the occasion. He has some v-cards on his hand and a mischievous grin on his face. Alia waves.]
Valentine's Day is coming up, and for all the people who will be missing the festivities this year, Knock Out and I have scienced [shut up that is a verb now] a perfect solution for all your romance needs! We have perfected a one hundred and twenty percent accurate matchmaking algorithm, perfect for bringing some interest and excitement into your love life!
Now, if you're not up on your Earth cultural traditions, don't sweat! We have you covered!
[Knock Out nods and then chimes in.] Now, what’s that entire Valentine’s nonsense about, you might wonder? Valentine’s a human mating festivity that mixes different courting techniques. One of the most common ones is the exchange of little notes with romantics statements.
[Knock Out clears his throat and starts to read some of the cards. To help everybody to get into the spirit of valentine day, Alia and Knock Out left one v-card in front of everyone's room door. In fact, just to get into the real spirit of the holiday, all the v-cards conveniently sport the forged signatures of
Enjoy all that love in the air! 'Cause if you can't get laid on Valentine's Day, the other three hundred and sixty four days aren't looking too good either.
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So, do you have a significant other already?
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Someone didn't like their secret valentine, it seems.
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Some of us already have that covered.
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Who's the unlucky mech?
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Do share with the class.
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Personally I just spend the holiday as a singles bar, partying and getting drunk with one of my girl friends.
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[Yeah, she so is not into romance]
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It's serious business.
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Do you rather see us bawl our optics out in despair?
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[He thought they were all doing pretty well at not getting dates on their own!]
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[Trolling and getting into way too much sugar! And since the sugar has to be saved for the organics who actually need it.. trolling it is!]
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[guess who ignored the card!]
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[Alia. Alia you are terrible at keeping a straight face today.]
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[This is clearly srs business!]
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[Though who is she to complain about someone having a little fun with this Earth holiday-thing.]
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[except he didn't get a card B(]
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[Nobody likes you, crazy Ratchet.]
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Not that I needed a reason, but.
[consider this an open offer to come with.]
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[She has extra shutter shades. They can be festive!]
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omg. ILU
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One hundred and twenty percent, huh? [She's grinning. That's not how percents work, guys.]
Perhaps you should have aimed for one hundred and fifty. [Because she's not sure the examples Knock Out read would fit anyone here.]
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[Such enthusiasm, Albert.]
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[Yes, Axel knows this is complete BS, and his tone makes that obvious.]
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Meaningless one-night stands are totes legit. We don't judge..
Well, OK, I'm not judging. I think Knock Out judges everyone.
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