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re_alignment2012-09-22 08:56 pm
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[Oops, bear time already?]
Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.
There's an injustice in there somewhere.
So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.
Along with all the fridges.
And TVs.
And stoves.
AND EVERYTHING!
[In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]
Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.
There's an injustice in there somewhere.
So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.
Along with all the fridges.
And TVs.
And stoves.
AND EVERYTHING!
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H-How could you say that?! It's not a waste of water, no one wants to be gross and dirty! Do you know how difficult it is to keep such a beautiful coat of fur soft and silky at all times? Could you imagine what would happen if I just decided to stop washing it? It'd get gross and clumpy! Clumpy!
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It's not like you'll die from not washing, right?
But, have you tried sonic washing? Maybe you could offer to use something like that, until more facilities are constructed?
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Humans use it for some things, so it's probably safe.
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I don't suppose you have anything to offer in return?
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Uh... what do you want?
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Monetary exchange is pointless here. You found any mods? upgrades? You know how to make or fix anything?
[She's not sure what a bear who strains to gather bathwater can really do.]
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[His ears twitch, as if it's his sign for him actually thinking.]
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[The zipper around his neck opens slightly as he sticks one of his paws in there, actually reaching inside his body to pull out...
a pair of glasses.]
Da-da-da-dum! It's a Teddie specialty!
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I don't suppose you can make them a little larger?
[She would look smart in glasses, she thinks, if they fit.]
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I could try, I guess. But I'll need a lot of stuff.
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So, I find you some sonic cleaning tools, and what - bits of glass and metal - and you make me the glasses?
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[Since he doesn't have to do any of the hard work.]
Bring me the stuff and I'll have them done in a jiffy.
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You want me to contact you via the Link, when I have the items?
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