[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Oops, bear time already?]

Nngh, does anyone know where a bear can take a bath around here? I'm talking about a real bath, too. Baths shouldn't be so much work! They're supposed to be relaxing and were once my favorite part of the day. Now I feel like I gotta hike it just to get some water and THEN hope it's not freezing.

There's an injustice in there somewhere.

So what's up? Time to come clean! At least tell me where I can get a tub or something, anything!! I don't think I can buy that with all these nice, fancy temples that there isn't a single bathroom. Someone's probearly hiding all of them at this rate.

Along with all the fridges.

And TVs.

And stoves.

AND EVERYTHING!

[In other words: "I'M SPOILED AND NEED ALL MY THIIIIINGS"]

Comments

[engrishdetective]

Well, I have a tub if you want. It's pretty big, though. Made it myself, even.

1/2

[kingofthetvworld]

[He gives a pretty loud gasp, followed by an even louder inhale.]

2/2

[kingofthetvworld]

[Then does what is probably the most overdramatic turn in the history of bearkind, pointing at nothing in particular when he finishes spinning.]

I'll take it!!

[engrishdetective]

Not so fast! You get to borrow it, not take.

[kingofthetvworld]

[Well, that shot down his excitement pretty fast.]

Aha... I-I knew that...

[Video]

[perfavore]

Have you tried searching the junk piles?

[He's going to pray you did that already.]

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[Do you live to annoy him, Mirage?]

Do you even know what a bath is for? Why would I go look for a bathtub that's probably dirty? That defeats the purpose of taking a bath!

[Video]

[perfavore]

[Why are you the way that you are.]

I had assumed you would clean it before use!

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

And how do you bearpose I do that? Do you have any bathtub cleaning soap?!

[ex_dishonestly997]

Sounds like you're used to roughing it. [the most helpful] I'm suffering right alongside you, you know.

[kingofthetvworld]

You are? H-How?

[ex_dishonestly997]

There's no high-class airplane polish here for my alt, and my belly's getting really filthy with oil and exhaust and dust and take your pick of whatever else. My long-term health is going to suffer.

[pause] How long does it take for bears to get dirty?

[kingofthetvworld]

Not long at all, unfortunately. This place is pretty dirty, no one vacuums or anything so it gets in my glorious coat. I can brush it out for the most part, but I'd love a tub.

[Oh, oops, did you say your health is suffering?]

You should see a doctor.

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

Not that I have anything against baths, but don't you think someone's likely to ask why you want to waste all that oil- water - whatever you use, when others lack fresh quantities to drink?

[Video]

[kingofthetvworld]

[He gets awfully defensive.]

H-How could you say that?! It's not a waste of water, no one wants to be gross and dirty! Do you know how difficult it is to keep such a beautiful coat of fur soft and silky at all times? Could you imagine what would happen if I just decided to stop washing it? It'd get gross and clumpy! Clumpy!

[Video]

[dontasktrix]

What? Didn't I ask if you thought, maybe, someone else would raise the issue. Helping you prepare defenses before the matter comes up in conversation?

It's not like you'll die from not washing, right?

But, have you tried sonic washing? Maybe you could offer to use something like that, until more facilities are constructed?

video;

[thxforthememories]

There's a lake. Isn't there?

Doesn't that work?

video;

[kingofthetvworld]

Maybe if I were a polar bear. It's cold! That, and I gotta walk all the way there.

video;

[thxforthememories]

What's a polar bear?

Then maybe one of the temples has a hose.

[tearsofsteel]

You know, I never really thought of that...

I must smell pretty bad.

HOW DID I MISS THIS?

[kingofthetvworld]

You do, trust me. My nose is both a blessing and a curse.

HOW COULD YOU

[tearsofsteel]

Sorry, been kind of busy.

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Hey Teddie, I have kind of a shower situation going at my place.

Not an engineer for nothing! [So proud.]

It's kind of an old water heater bolted to the side and it doesn't get very warm, but it's functional. You're welcome to it.

[Voice]

[kingofthetvworld]

[This is probably the best news he's gotten so far and it shows, even without a video! He's so excited that he sort of just presses the side of his face to his communicator, causing his voice to sound both eerily too close for comfort and just a tad distorted.]

I'd really like that.

[Voice]

[vandalization]

Then you are welcome to use it any time.

Wasn't aware bears needed showers.