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re_alignment2012-10-24 09:26 pm
showboater) wrote in re_alignment2012-10-24 09:26 pm
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[Video | Gokai Galleon]
[A video feed starts, but the screen is black]
All right, this is--
[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]
There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--
[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]
Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.
[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]
If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.
[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]
Dammit, Bird, I know.
So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.
If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.
Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?
All right, this is--
[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]
There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--
[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]
Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.
[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]
If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.
[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]
Dammit, Bird, I know.
So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.
If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.
Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?
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exactly the right time
so crap sometimes falls through that rift thing in the sky right
well
an entire rack of ribs and some good bbq sauce just fell through
but unfortunately i have no idea how to cook
so you wanna take this meat off my hands and we can have ourselves some Tennessee pit bbq and i will be your new best friend
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What's a Tennessee?
[Aliens, man.]
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tennessee is a mythic place where we roast meat
and drink whiskey
and play awesome music
youd love it
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Either way, meat's meat, let's get cookin'.
I GUESS... WE'LL JUST DO AN ACTION THREAD?
but i have no idea who the hell you are so im probably not your friend
sorry dude
LET'S DO IT
Well, whatever.
Where the hell am I going?
SWEET
just look for the incredibly shitty ramshackle hut with the half fixed motorcycle out front
[have some more coherent directions. Joe is sitting outside tinkering with the motorcycle. Nearby is the slab of meat, some assorted sauces, and a very shitty attempt at welding together a smoker of some kind from spare parts, clearly done by someone who has no idea how to build a smoker]
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[That is helpful! From up above, Marvelous has a pretty good view, and he's off immediately. Meat!! And making an entrance. Two of his favorite things. The anchor dropping in from up above will probably be something of a shock, but he's got practice aiming, so it doesn't hit anything that looks too important. His hop down is pretty cool, though.]
Yo!
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I thought you were kidding about the anchor. Jeez.
[Joe sticks out a hand for a handshake.] Joe Weller.
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[Marvelous shakes his hand, briskly.] Marvelous.
Now, what've you got for me?
[Meaaaaat. Let it never be said he doesn't have his priorities in order.]
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[He gestures to the several large racks of ribs. Those are beef ribs, not pork ribs, ergo they are freakin huge. ]
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[He approaches them to poke at them. All right, Marvelous, time to bust out those rarely-used weak cooking skills and get your cook on. After you make fun of the smoker.]
You wanted to cook these things with this piece of junk? Better off using an oven if you don't have the stuff for a smoker.
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You think any self-respecting pirate doesn't have a kitchen, Weller?
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...
Holy shit!
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Heheh. You comin' up? Because I can just take the ribs and leave you here.
[He'd do that anyway if he didn't think this might be a mutually beneficial relationship.]
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You just seriously invited me to come hang out in your giant flying pirate ship from space.
[Cool stuff like this doesn't even HAPPEN man it's UNREAL]
Hell yeah I am.
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Let's go, then!