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re_alignment2012-10-24 09:26 pm
showboater) wrote in re_alignment2012-10-24 09:26 pm
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[Video | Gokai Galleon]
[A video feed starts, but the screen is black]
All right, this is--
[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]
There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--
[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]
Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.
[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]
If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.
[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]
Dammit, Bird, I know.
So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.
If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.
Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?
All right, this is--
[Sound cuts off, and then both that and the video cut back in to a young man in a bright red coat sitting in a chair, one leg crossed over the other at the knee; a bronze mechanical bird is perched on the chair's back. His brows are drawn down in a clear sign of annoyance.]
There. All right, this is Captain Marvelous, from the Pirate Sentai, Gokaiger. I'm kinda foggy on all the details here, but--
[He cuts off when the mechanical bird begins offering suggestions, and after shoving the bird off-screen, he turns back.]
Like I said, a little foggy on the details, but this is your only warning.
[A smile spreads over his face. It's not terribly comforting.]
If you've got treasure, good luck holding onto it.
[More shouting, ostensibly from the bird; the young man makes a series of clearly angry gestures at it before he speaks again.]
Dammit, Bird, I know.
So, my crew might be here! If you've seen 'em--Joe, Ahim, Luka, Gai, and the Doc, they're humans, they're trouble, they'll tell you they're mine if you ask--let me know so I can pick 'em up.
If you're my crew and you're sittin' around watchin' this--I've dropped anchor out behind whatever freakin' temple this is, Megatronus or whatever.
Anyway, onto important questions--there any meat around here?
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What's a Tennessee?
[Aliens, man.]
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tennessee is a mythic place where we roast meat
and drink whiskey
and play awesome music
youd love it
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Either way, meat's meat, let's get cookin'.
I GUESS... WE'LL JUST DO AN ACTION THREAD?
but i have no idea who the hell you are so im probably not your friend
sorry dude
LET'S DO IT
Well, whatever.
Where the hell am I going?
SWEET
just look for the incredibly shitty ramshackle hut with the half fixed motorcycle out front
[have some more coherent directions. Joe is sitting outside tinkering with the motorcycle. Nearby is the slab of meat, some assorted sauces, and a very shitty attempt at welding together a smoker of some kind from spare parts, clearly done by someone who has no idea how to build a smoker]
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[That is helpful! From up above, Marvelous has a pretty good view, and he's off immediately. Meat!! And making an entrance. Two of his favorite things. The anchor dropping in from up above will probably be something of a shock, but he's got practice aiming, so it doesn't hit anything that looks too important. His hop down is pretty cool, though.]
Yo!
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I thought you were kidding about the anchor. Jeez.
[Joe sticks out a hand for a handshake.] Joe Weller.
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[Marvelous shakes his hand, briskly.] Marvelous.
Now, what've you got for me?
[Meaaaaat. Let it never be said he doesn't have his priorities in order.]
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[He gestures to the several large racks of ribs. Those are beef ribs, not pork ribs, ergo they are freakin huge. ]
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[He approaches them to poke at them. All right, Marvelous, time to bust out those rarely-used weak cooking skills and get your cook on. After you make fun of the smoker.]
You wanted to cook these things with this piece of junk? Better off using an oven if you don't have the stuff for a smoker.
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You think any self-respecting pirate doesn't have a kitchen, Weller?
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...
Holy shit!
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Heheh. You comin' up? Because I can just take the ribs and leave you here.
[He'd do that anyway if he didn't think this might be a mutually beneficial relationship.]
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You just seriously invited me to come hang out in your giant flying pirate ship from space.
[Cool stuff like this doesn't even HAPPEN man it's UNREAL]
Hell yeah I am.
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Let's go, then!