AUDIO;

[forcowardice]

Can I just say that I really appreciate certain things here? Like the whole not being shot at or maimed or killed thing. Because I really, really am grateful.

Granted, I'm not thrilled about everything, but I think being well-fed is a big improvement over where I was before, so. Yeah. Thanks, I guess?



[VANDAL]

Um.

Yeah, can we... can we talk?

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[MEGATRON]

Sir, if you don't mind my asking, do we have a comprehensive list of everyone that's working on your project? Just so I can keep better track of everyone.

Also, just to be on the safe side, do we have any security measures?

Comments

[Locked]

[vandalization]

About the racism? Okay.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Er. Yeah, that.

Look, I. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have freaked out at you. I sort of assumed that you were synthetic, like the rest of us.

[Locked]

[vandalization]

Well. Thanks for the apology. Guess you shouldn't assume things, huh?

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Well, you have a synthesized voice and your suit was really convincing! How was I supposed to know you were going to be some meatsack?

[Locked]

[vandalization]

Meatsack?

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

I mean! A... squishy. Organic person?

[Locked]

[vandalization]

You are so racist it's almost painful to watch.

And that's human to you. What should it matter what species I am? You had no idea what a human was before.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Well, no, but organic is organic. I can't help it that you're kinda inferior.

[Locked]

[vandalization]

Racist and stupid.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Hey! Look, you're small, you're squishy, and you're fragile. That's not stupid, those are facts. I mean, how long do humans even live?!

[Locked]

[vandalization]

And you're big, cumbersome and can't fit into small spaces. I could probably take apart your ass and feed it to you. I'm not helpless!

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

But--

What if someone steps on you?!

[Locked]

[vandalization]

They haven't yet.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Yeah, yet. And if they do, that's bye-bye Vandal. A lot of squish going on there! That's-- that's not okay.

[Locked]

[vandalization]

You're afraid of me dying? I thought organics were gross.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

It'd be gross if you died. That's guts and blood and nasty things everywhere and...

It'd... I'd also be upset.

[Locked]

[vandalization]

[ Sigh. ]

Thanks. I think.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

I mean it on like-- you were nice to me, Vandal. Even though we never met and you didn't have any reason to be. You're not what I expected, but I still like you and I really, really don't want you to die. Especially because of one of us.

[Even if you're a disgusting organic creature.]

[Locked]

[vandalization]

Alright. Thank you. That's very sweet of you to say, given that you're ra-

How you feel about organics like myself. I'll be okay. You don't need to worry about me. I mean come on. I'm friends with some real badasses. Nobody's going to kill me.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

Yeah, but what if they aren't around? I know you're an engineer... medic person. Thing. You should still have something to defend yourself with.

[Locked]

[vandalization]

I have plenty. I'm fucking armed to the teeth, Ful. You just can't really see it because I don't advertize it.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

All right, fine. Someone steps on you. What happens?

[Locked]

[vandalization]

I die. So what. It'd be quick at least.

[Locked]

[forcowardice]

You can't just say that! Why don't you care?!

[Locked]

[vandalization]

Well, when I'm dead I won't care, so why worry?